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"I was flying to Hamburg the next day and I thought Id record something to listen to on my Walkman during the flight" - Manuel Gttsching about E2-E4

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 03/07/2017

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"I think one of the most beautiful moments of it was realizing how amazing Michael McDonald was. He would go through so many ideas and have so much to offer. The minute you would say, Do that again, hed be like, Do what?" - Thundercat

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 01/27/2017

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"One 'aw, shit' wipes out a thousand 'attaboys'" - client on a conference call this morning

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 10/25/2016

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"Every day I write a bit, then I go dance a bit...Then I go play video games." - Michael Jackson to Thomas Dolby

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 10/06/2016

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"OK, I will be there in a little bit. Im just finishing listening to this Janet Jackson record." - Kevin Garnett while his agent was calling him come to sign huge contract

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 09/28/2016

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"If there's ever a hip-hop hall of fame, Roger Linn has to be inducted within the first year. Hes like the motherfucker who made the piano. Hes a genius that should never stop getting props." - RZA

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 09/15/2016

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"Mornings are for coffee and contemplation" - Jim Hopper (Stranger Things)

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 08/15/2016

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"But when Kenny G decided that it was appropriate for him to defile the music of the man who is probably the greatest jazz musician that has ever lived by spewing his lame-ass, jive, pseudo bluesy, out-of-tune, noodling, wimped out, fucked up playing all over one of the great Louis's tracks (even one of his lesser ones), he did something that I would not have imagined possible. He, in one move, through his unbelievably pretentious and calloused musical decision to embark on this most cynical of musical paths, shit all over the graves of all the musicians past and present who have risked their lives by going out there on the road for years and years developing their own music inspired by the standards of grace that Louis Armstrong brought to every single note he played over an amazing lifetime as a musician. By disrespecting Louis, his legacy and by default, everyone who has ever tried to do something positive with improvised music and what it can be, Kenny G has created a new low point in modern culture - something that we all should be totally embarrassed about - and afraid of. We ignore this, "let it slide", at our own peril. http://www.jazzoasis.com/methenyonkennyg.htm" - Pat Metheny

Submitted by Basement Chimney on 06/23/2016

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"the vocoder, the robotized voice singing, thats like the voice of God" - JAZ on Exploring the World of Oddball Christian Music (1975 - 1985)

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 04/27/2016

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"Please dont dupe were trying to re-coop" - Message on new age cassette via soundsofthedawn.com

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 03/15/2016

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"It's a win win win. If you're just winning or win winning that's just winning or win winning. But when you're win win winning you're win win winning" - Shannon Whisnant from Finders Keepers documentary

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 03/04/2016

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"Q: Have you caught her (Jamie Lee Curtis) new show, Scream Queens, at all?JC: Come on, please. I�m too busy watching basketball.... I�m doing fine. I�m living a great life and get to watch NBA basketball and get to play video games, so there�s nothing I can complain about." - John Carpenter

Submitted by JayWar Chimney on 10/27/2015

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"What are the chances of a female president being elected? The men-only corporate reaction is: What about the tampons? Will she bleed everywhere? What if she gets pregnant? What if she is going through the menopause? What if she�s been through the menopause and is therefore old and used-up? It�s the same old caveman shit, a power thing. It�s why I want to fuck every man in the ass at least once. Every guy needs to be penetrated at least once." - Grace Jones

Submitted by Flexxy Chimney on 09/29/2015

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"STOP Clock Blocking!!" - Flavor Flav RE: Ahmed

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 09/21/2015

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"the U.S. elections are all very well and amusing, of course, but there's only two possible American presidents in my world: one is Jon Stewart and the other is Bill Maher. Otherwise, forget it." - Morrissey

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 06/29/2015

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"He's one of the most amazing sight-readers that ever existed on the instrument. One day we were in a Frank rehearsal, this was early '80s, and Frank brought in this piece of music called "Mo 'N Herb's Vacation." Just unbelievably complex. All the drums were written out, just like "The Black Page" except even more complex. There were these runs of like 17 over 3 and every drumhead is notated differently. And there were a whole bunch of people there, I think Bozzio was there. Vinnie had this piece of music on the stand to his right. To his left he had another music stand with a plate of sushi on it, okay? Now the tempo of the piece was very slow, like "The Black Page." And then the first riff came in, [mimics bizarre Zappa-esque drum rhythm patterns] with all these choking of cymbals, and hi-hat, riffs, spinning of rototoms and all this crazy stuff. And I saw Vinnie reading this thing. Now, Vinnie has this habit of pushing his glasses up with the middle finger of his right hand. Well I saw him look at this one bar of music, it was the last bar of music on the page. He started to play it as he was turning the page with one hand, and then once the page was turned he continued playing the riff with his right hand, as he reached over with his left hand, grabbed a piece of sushi and put it in his mouth, continued the riff with his left hand and feet, pushed his glasses up, and then played the remaining part of the bar. It was the slickest thing I have ever seen. Frank threw his music up in the air. Bozzio turned around and walked away. I just started laughing." - Steve Vai relating a story about Vinnie Colaiuta's virtuosity with Zappa's band during the '80s

Submitted by Mother Chimney on 06/05/2015

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"I'm flying to the West Coast to do a shortish tour, about two weeks. The gigs were booked after we were invited to play at the Coachella festival as a token old-guy band along with AC/DC, whoever they are. Really, I've heard the name for years, but not sure what they sound like." - Donald Fagen

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 04/15/2015

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"At one show, for example, we came out as four separate bands. We slicked back our hair and called ourselves Louie and the Losers. Then Bo did a belly dance and we were Little Egypt. Next, we put on glitter suits and were Spanky Dick. Finally, we came out as Starbuck. Other nights, we even tried setting ourselves on fire." - Bruce Blackman of Starbuck

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 03/15/2015

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"I still can�t get enough of Seinfeld. It�s still the best thing that�s ever been filmed. It reminds me of the Nineties � good times. I was the only person in England who was watching it! That�s a fact. Certainly the only person in Manchester who watched it. I identify with Jerry. When I met my wife 15 years ago, she�d never seen it, and I was like, �If we�re going to be together, you�ve got to be into this shit, because this is important.� Luckily, she fuckin� loves it." - Noel Gallagher

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 02/27/2015

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"I don't know why they got you guarding me, Homes. You can't guard me." - Larry Bird to Dominique Wilkins

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 02/09/2015

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"Totally committed, D'Angelo betrayed neither weakness nor ego--and gave so much Thursday that Friday he canceled with a sore throat I absolutely believe was the truth. He was r&b Jesus, and I'm a believer.Village Voice, Mar. 28, 2000" - Robert Christgau

Submitted by Tweed Chimney on 02/03/2015

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"It remains unclear whether he was born 600 years too early or 600 years too late." - L.A. Times 2010 obituary for Rammellzee

Submitted by Cracklin' Chimney on 12/08/2014

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"I tell my friends all the time, don't tell me what your GOING to do tell me what you've done, it takes a lot of the energy away and motivation to do something if you talk about it first." - Richard D. James

Submitted by Cracklin' Chimney on 11/09/2014

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"Yep. Moonlight still feels right." - Bruce Blackman

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 10/14/2014

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"I always thought of [Sandinista!] as being a record for people who were on oil rigs or Arctic stations, and not able to get to record shops regularly. It gave them something to listen to, and you didn't have to listen to it all in one go, you could dip in and out. Like a big book." - Mick Jones

Submitted by Cracklin' Chimney on 09/30/2014

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"Once in a while, I'll scan (the radio) and I don't understand what they're doing. I can't find the entertainment in it. I know these guys, occasionally play shows with them and they're all good people. But I wonder if that record they're making is something they can actually do. Too much boogie boogie wham-bam and not enough substance." - Merle Haggard, 2014

Submitted by Cracklin' Chimney on 09/01/2014

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"Thank you for making the songs on Zeus and Apollo. I work in the office of a spa, and I can listen to your music ... and NO ONE EVEN NOTICES!" - Casey via SoundCloud

Submitted by Mother Chimney on 08/25/2014

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"Hey, its almost Friday! ... then again its almost Monday." - Our building Janitor

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 08/21/2014

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"If it wasnt for this song, id probably have been a road sweeper for the past 25 years. how lucky can one song be." - Korgis regarding 'Everybody's Got To Learn Sometime'

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 08/14/2014

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"Loopz:' I love the fridays, when all the DreamChillies may come out and play together.Do somethingGoto Loopz" - pappalapub

Submitted by Mosquito Chimney on 04/04/2014

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"Loopz:' I love the fridays, when all the DreamChillies may come out and play together.Do somethingGoto Loopz" - pappalapub

Submitted by Mosquito Chimney on 04/04/2014

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"Disco is more than just music. It�s a social movement, and I�m not jiving you when I say it�s spreading to epidemic proportions. It fills a demand for people who want to blow their minds dancing." - Gino Soccio

Submitted by Centerfold Chimney on 02/27/2014

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"I don't really know him. But I like the fact that he looks like George Clinton and has the big mob of homeless people with him. For most of the groups I like, the artists I love actually, a song spoke to me first. I loved it and found out who it was. I�ve never discovered that something I love is Sun Ra, but I like his personality. I read about him and I like his whole nutcase approach." - Shock G of Digital Underground on Sun Ra

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 02/05/2014

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"Next time I saw him I was in the lobby of a hotel on Sunset Boulevard. I was sitting outside with Ricky Schroder and Alfonso Ribeiro from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, just chilling. Ricky was probably 16 then and Alfonso was maybe 17. But we�re sitting there drinking, and I looked up and I saw a convertible Cornice Rolls-Royce pull up and Rick get out. He was wearing a loud shirt with a tie, but the tie wasn�t tied and the shirt was unbuttoned. He came over to us, slapped me five, and then he looked at Alfonso."Aren�t you an actor?" he said and then, boom, he hit him."Gimme that fucking beer," he said and grabbed Alfonso�s beer."Rick, this is a kid, you can�t hit this guy like that," I protested.He just took that bottle and swigged from it. He didn�t care if the kid had herpes. I�m sure Rick did." - mike tyson about rick james

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 11/12/2013

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"I didn't want to leave it at 'Party All the Time'" - Eddie Murphy RE: new reggae single

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 09/09/2013

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"it's actually woken us up a little bit, but I would rather have stayed asleep a little longer." - Mike Score of AFOS regarding losing 700k of gear

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 07/24/2013

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"Everything I hear is disco. It�s all disco to me. Fuck Billy Joel and it's all rock and roll. It�s still disco to me. That�s what it is." - Gino Soccio

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 05/30/2013

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"def some of the classiest shit out there, my prob is that people these days have no class." - an email i just got from someone just now, thats literally all it said

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 05/16/2013

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"This is bullshit and bullshit is what makes this site shitty." - Clunk

Submitted by Mother Chimney on 05/01/2013

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"Well it�s kind of stupid. A guy who can�t hear and can�t see, can�t really play pinball. That�s like being a gigolo with no wiener. It�s stupid. I tolerate it because it got a lot of people interested in pinball and helps people to remember it. To be honest, I think I�m just sick of walking down the street and hearing people go, 'Hey, it�s the pinball wizarrrrrd!'" - Tim Arnold, owner of Las Vegas Pinball Hall of Fame

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 01/31/2013

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"I need suggestions on an efficient yet easy to deal with juicer. " - James Chimney

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 12/10/2012

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"You can't be scared to be unhip. Hip is a herd mentality." - Joni Mitchell

Submitted by Cracklin' Chimney on 12/05/2012

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"She said I was kinda sexy at 49. I replied "I know"" - @theEgyptianLover

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 10/30/2012

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"What it sounds like is Rick Rubin is sorta like The Dude from Big Lebowski. He's just this harmless large stoner who happens to kind of wander into certain places where important shit is going on, and he unwittingly gets tagged with all the responsibility for it. And now all of a sudden these other labels and bands are chasing after him and meanwhile all he's looking to do is find a nice comfy place to lay down and snack." - jdsowa - gearslutz

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 10/23/2012

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"Do what you believe in, don't listen to anyone else. You'll never be any good at something you don't want to do, or find happiness. People talk about security, but there is no security, and there never was." - Kevin Rowland, MOJO interview, 2012

Submitted by Cracklin' Chimney on 09/12/2012

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"i've seen ian mackaye around glover park and a couple of restaurants in d.c. he always looks one vegan pancake away from shooting up a school. " - someone on a message board

Submitted by Buzz Chimney on 06/08/2012

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"everybody in the ball park, but watching a different game" - Clunkified

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 04/09/2012

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"got a boat for the persian gulf on saturday and this classy dancer V is the perfect soundtrack for sipping juice in the middle east." - a fan

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 03/22/2012

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"We are both democracies, we are both concerned with human rights and peace, and we both appreciate the basketball skills of Jeremy Lin." - Taiwanese President Ma Ying-jeou

Submitted by Basement Chimney on 02/23/2012

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"I used to be a session musician before I was a wrestler. I played bass guitar. I was big pals with Lars Ulrich and he asked me if I wanted to play bass with Metallica in their early days, but it didn�t work out." - Hulk Hogan

Submitted by Buzz Chimney on 01/27/2012

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"believe it or not, once i was at the doctors office in Waco, Texas and as the nurse called people in, she called a man named Waylon Jenningseveryone looked and it was about a 25 year old black dude.i was called in right after and as i passed his room i had to ask him about his name and he said "my dad knows what is cool" in his east Texas drawl!" - random youtube comment

Submitted by Scott Chimney on 12/19/2011

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"In England we read interviews with 808 State, whose records I happen to like, but they're going, 'We've got this old thing here. You've plugged in the Minimoog, so you get a really fat bass sound. There's nothing like it.' Go get a Kurzweil K2000, man! It fucking works! You've got SCSI in it, you can put the shit in it, your whole life can be in there. Believe in this stuff." - Pete Townsend

Submitted by Buzz Chimney on 10/31/2011

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"I was at this show in the front row, what a trip seeing this again. We met JJ Cale and the band after the show, everyone was very cool. In front of the club I asked JJ where was the Limo? His reply to me was"this is the real world son" and he got in a yellow cab." - 1956gjb - from youtube

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 07/22/2011

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"When we were recording �Off The Wall�, Quincy gave Michael the nickname of �Smelly� because when Michael liked a groove, he�d call it �Smelly Jelly.� Also Michael doesn�t curse, and when MJ wants to say a bad word he�ll simply call it �Smelly�... The name has stuck..." - Bruce Swedien (Thriller engineer)

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 07/06/2011

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"At 9am Harvey time Tuesday, the download button will be turned on, until the remix has been downloaded 999 times. Harvey has decided that this is the most suitable cosmic number to align the remix with the super consciousness planes he visits (during his deep Buddakon Meditations) to bring peace and love to the planet." - Harvey via International Feel

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 06/05/2011

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"These guys came all the way down here to see this thing and this is the best we can do? This is the best we can do? We get thirty seconds and a frozen screen? What the fuck is wrong with you?" - Steve Jobs to staff trying to turn on a Mac Prototype

Submitted by Mother Chimney on 04/19/2011

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""Now the lovin's gonna be better."" - Miles Davis to John Oates at the Tokyo Airport on the morning after Oates had shaved off his moustache

Submitted by Basement Chimney on 01/26/2011

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"If we didn't want to upset anyone, we would make films about sewing, but even that could be dangerous." - David Lynch

Submitted by Cracklin' Chimney on 01/20/2011

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"How many mailing lists did I unsubscribe to in 2010? 1000? Easily! Incidentally I hadn't subscribed to any of them to begin with. If you don't have something interesting to try to tell me or sell me, please don't bother and definitely don't try to tell me about it more than once a week. I got it the first time!" - Optimo (via A few things that annoyed in 2010)

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 12/27/2010

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"How many great songs are you supposed to write in a year? If someone writes one great song in two years -- one great song in a lifetime -- that's plenty." - Alex Chilton

Submitted by Cracklin' Chimney on 06/09/2010

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"I had a friend who was very much a naughty boy. He was a shoplifter and always getting into trouble, but I roped him into forming a band with some of the other kids in our village � all the ones who liked punk � and made him the drummer. Well, he told his social worker, and she was so excited by this that she somehow arranged for the two of us to meet Paul Weller in the studio for inspiration. And it was an inspiration. We saw the Jam record 'War', the B-side of their last single, 'Beat Surrender', and it was great. In fact, Paul Weller inspired me so much that years later I ended up playing at the V Festival, on a different stage to him, and I think he made a comment along the lines of 'Watch some real live music instead of blokes fiddling with little black boxes!' I thought, 'Oi, it's your fault!' But I certainly forgive him. I suppose it was my own to choice to fiddle with little black boxes." - Paul Hartnoll of Orbital

Submitted by Buzz Chimney on 05/24/2010

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"Her [Lady Gaga] approach to image is really interesting, but you listen to the music, and you just hear glow sticks. " - Joanna Newsom

Submitted by JayWar Chimney on 05/10/2010

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"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass" - David Lee Roth

Submitted by Zeroy Chimney on 02/05/2010

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"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass . . ." - David Lee Roth

Submitted by Zeroy Chimney on 02/05/2010

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"Wisdom has it there are indeed four seasons in Los Angeles - fires, floods, mudslides and earthquakes" - BBC Journalist

Submitted by Zeroy Chimney on 01/31/2010

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"I'm not sure that we thought it had anything to do with transport. I remember that Klaus and I never really talked a lot about theories we just both really enjoyed playing soccer. You know football, running up and down and everything. " - - Michael Rother on the Neu! groove

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 01/07/2010

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"[singing] Rolling along like a Tumbling Tumble weeeeeeeeed [/singing]" - very old man of the Tenderloin i passed by on way to work

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 12/01/2009

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"Any name with 'Jenkins' at the end is bangin'." - Trugoy the Dove of De La Sol

Submitted by Buzz Chimney on 11/19/2009

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"No reason to get excited," the thief, he kindly spoke, "There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke. But you and I, we've been through that, and this is not our fate, So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late" - Bob Dylan

Submitted by Diagilev Chimney on 11/13/2009

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"you want to adopt a kid, that's one thing, but adopting a platypus? dude, that's ridiculous." - my co-werker on the phone

Submitted by Jordan Chimney on 10/27/2009

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"When Alliens appear in 2032,if you've been listening to Gong,there's no reason to be afraid..." - Daevid Allen

Submitted by Diagilev Chimney on 10/09/2009

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"Strange stuff, music; a lot of it is highly suspect, I should say." - Derek Bailey

Submitted by Tarnoski Chimney on 09/20/2009

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"I pick a lot of music as I�m writing, some of it even before I write. I have a vinyl room, like a record store in my house; that�s one of the perks of being me." - Quentin Tarantino

Submitted by JayWar Chimney on 08/26/2009

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"I pick a lot of music as I�m writing, some of it even before I write. I have a vinyl room, like a record store in my house; that�s one of the perks of being me." - Quentin Tarantino

Submitted by JayWar Chimney on 08/25/2009

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"On what planet do you spend most of your time?" - Rep. Barney Frank, D-Mass

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 08/19/2009

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"This song was easy.Being young was easy.A really beautiful day in the park,sitting on the steps of the bandstandt.Middle class ecstasy." - David Bowie on Life On Mars?

Submitted by Diagilev Chimney on 07/15/2009

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"I hated the 60's.It was full of lost souls,ludicrous trousers,women in floppy hats.I had my music stolen and my fashion decided for me. All i was interested in was the prettiest girls." - Jeff Beck

Submitted by Diagilev Chimney on 06/06/2009

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"My parents wanted me to be an accountant,and i was indentured to a Glasgow firm for a few months.The head of the firm called my father and said,'Mr.Woolfson ,we feel your son will transfer his indenture to somewhere his talents may be more appreciated - the circus'!" - Eric Woolfson (The Alan Parsons Project)

Submitted by Diagilev Chimney on 05/05/2009

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"Fuck you Delilah!" - my dad turning off the Plain White Ts on his car's radio

Submitted by Buzz Chimney on 04/14/2009

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"...Mary Boone gallery, where incidentally I once posted a dog turd in an envelope through the door with the message "Why don't you show the real thing"?" - Brian Eno

Submitted by JayWar Chimney on 03/27/2009

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"The problem seems to have been resolved while debugging the problem so it might be fixed. I don't have any additional information about what the problem was." - My Hosting Company regarding a problem on my site

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 03/21/2009

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"Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica." - Abraham Lincoln

Submitted by Highest Chimney on 02/12/2009

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"Finally, I fully expect that in 2009, wacky animal stories in the news will be increasingly used to provide a light-hearted distraction from the serious stories about the real 2009 world of economic, environmental and social woes." - Peter Wedderburn of Telegraph.co.uk

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 01/17/2009

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"My dentist plays this album in his office. It really helps me relax and go to my happy place while he's scraping my teeth." - tandembike4one reviewing windsurf on itunes

Submitted by Mother Chimney on 01/06/2009

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"I remixed a remix, it was back to normal. " - Mitch Hedberg

Submitted by Basement Chimney on 10/15/2008

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"Windsurfing! I�m not brilliant�started too late in life�but I get by. I�ve windsurfed some of the world�s top locations: Hawaii, the Gorge, Baja, Lago di Garda, and the San Francisco Bay. My beach in England is actually a prime windsurfing location. These days it�s very out of fashion�there are more kite surfers these days�but that doesn�t diminish its fascination for me. There�s something about being strapped to a piece of plastic zipping across the water at 18 knots, when the wind is blowing at 12, that makes me very horny." - Thomas Dolby

Submitted by Buzz Chimney on 07/23/2008

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"RC:After Traffic,you released your first solo in 1977,just as punk was taking hold.Steve Winwood:That album had good things like Vacant Chair and pechaps some of it was also probably ill-timed (chuckles).Well,punk was really a reaction against people like me,wasn't it ?It was more based on social change than on music,so it didn't bother me much.It wasn't a musical threat. " - Steve Winwood on Punk

Submitted by Diagilev Chimney on 07/17/2008

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"I heard the tune & i smiledi asked."Vinyl?Nah.who cares?Tape? that's right! ". "Cool sound" i said again."who cares man?...Enjoy your coffee." - Diagilev Chimney

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 06/03/2008

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"Thank you, your holiness. Awesome speech." - Bush to Pope

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 04/18/2008

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"I'm so nervous these days man.The pc,my wife,the cheese,myself. " - Diagilev Chimney

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 04/09/2008

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"Damn girl, you got some big ones!" - Best Buy employee to approaching woman in parking lot

Submitted by Frank Chimney on 03/17/2008

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"So Marvin had to come up with something else and he was tripping, he was in a creative slump. So Motown had meetings to bring in other producers to write tunes with Marvin, and Marvin�s perfectly capable of writing smash hits up the ying yang." - Larry Mizell

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 02/27/2008

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"Perfect Sound Forever: "Timewind" was dedicated to Richard Wagner. What kind of influence was he for you? Klaus Schulze: I dig Wagner. But I also dig J.J. Cale." - Klaus Shulze

Submitted by MC Taylor Chimney on 02/18/2008

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"Then I heard about Articulate Systems "Voice Navigator", a product that would allow voice-control of the Mac....The final state was one that I could adress like "Snare, Mid-EQ, -1 db. Confirm." through a lavallier (wireless) microphone, while listening to a mix from within my lounge. The controller would dim the overall playback level while repeating the order "Snare, Mid-EQ, -1 db." with its computer voice. And I would go: "Execute". Eh voil�. Dave and HAL reunited." - wally badarou

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 01/16/2008

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"shut up you stupid baby" - my neighbor, to the crying baby next door

Submitted by Jordan Chimney on 01/13/2008

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"A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment." - Frank Zappa

Submitted by Basement Chimney on 12/31/2007

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"I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries, I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that. I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That's the closest thing I know to London. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London. I'm sure that's a coincidental name." - miami linebacker channing crowder, on london

Submitted by Jordan Chimney on 12/13/2007

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"There are two kinds of influences; one is a direct influence. The other is what I call programmatic influence. . . . On the Corner . . . all that shit was programmatic influence. 'Cause you can't really measure how far it spreads . . . There's no ruler to measure that inch." - James "Mtume" Heath

Submitted by Basement Chimney on 12/03/2007

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"When we roll into town, everyone hides their daughters, but the freaks roll out the red carpet and a friend or two pops up on stage to add some spice and mayhem to the show. We never know who's gonna walk through the dressing room door at sound check. We rehearse a bunch of 'extra' songs just in case so-and-so shows up..." - Al Jourgensen

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 11/21/2007

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"Finally i controlled this." - Diageliv Chimney on TOTD

Submitted by Clunkified Chimney on 11/19/2007

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"I am not Robocop, I'm Chub Rock" - Chub Rock

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 08/24/2007

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"Everyone who lived through the Northridge quake has a story. But here�s the funniest I�ve heard. There was a business affairs guy at Paramount who took a couple of sleeping pills and slept through the entire thing. When he awoke, all of his things were strewn about the floor. So he called the police and said he was robbed." - Ken Levine

Submitted by JayWar Chimney on 08/10/2007

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"Many of my fans believe that the instrument I wear around my neck is The Dukey Stick. Well, it's not. The Dukey Stick was, and still is, a magic wand in the tradition of Star Wars, but with a finely tuned funk alignment. I should also mention that we had a huge globe that used to travel with us which housed my plexi mini moog (which also could light up). On tour, we'd stage a ceremony for the unveiling of the instrument. The Dukey Stick was the magic Wand that caused everything to happen. I won't go further into detail here, I'll save that for my book." - George Duke

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 07/16/2007

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""Peg" was one of the great tracks of all time. They had cut that track with a bunch of people. I walked in, and it was just Chuck Rainey and I. We had done stuff with them before and we knew what to expect, so we just started playing. Chuck and I had played together so much that we got into a groove. I don't remember everything about it exactly, but I remember I was very sick, and Don Grolnick had to take me to the hospital in the middle of the night during a rainstorm to get a shot. Anyway, once Chuck and I started playing, you could have 'hung your coat up on the groove." - Rick Marotta on cutting the drums for Steely D's "Peg"

Submitted by Clunkified Chimney on 07/13/2007

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"Once, when running for President of Nigeria, Fela Kuti proclaimed that his first act upon being elected would be to enroll the entire population in the police force. Then, he said, �Before a policeman could slap you, he would have to think twice because you�re a policeman, too.�" - Fela Kuti

Submitted by JayWar Chimney on 06/15/2007

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"I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy." -

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"Jaleel was a classmate of mine in college once. We were in a study group together for some type of GE music class. He borrowed my Akai S2800 at one point because he was interested in sampling/keyboards. He couldn�t figure out how to use it properly and retuned it, somewhat baffled. I always thought it was funny that Urkel used my sampler." - wingo on chipcollection blog

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 05/03/2007

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"The sun vibrates like a bell that is continually struck. But the sun produces more than 10 million individual "tones" at the same time." - NASA

Submitted by Frank Chimney on 04/07/2007

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"It doesn't have racing stripes, but it's pretty suped up..." - Man overheard at lunch talking about his golf cart

Submitted by Frank Chimney on 03/29/2007

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"My dad was a disco instructor. That's how he met my mom." - a co-worker

Submitted by Frank Chimney on 03/27/2007

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""You can't cry about a dishwasher"" - Some guy yelling into a pay phone at the 16th and Mission BART station

Submitted by JayWar Chimney on 03/22/2007

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"Damn Yuppies! Laugh so damn easily!" - Old man to his wife at a comedic play in Chicago

Submitted by JayWar Chimney on 03/14/2007

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"The police can come to my house every week. I'll give them a cup of tea. I'll give them a decent biscuit, which of course will be medicated and I'll give them some cannabis so they charge me again and again and again." - Patricia Tabram 68-year-old grandmother convicted of growing cannabis at her Northumberland home

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 03/07/2007

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"There is not a pressing threat of squirrels attacking people," Rich said, "so I don't know why the county is getting their panties in a bunch." - Animal activist Catherine Rich

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 03/05/2007

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"And remember, ipods are everywhere. Mixes like this, nowhere." - Diagilev Chimney

Submitted by Basement Chimney on 03/01/2007

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"But I think my role as cult leader mainly stems from the fact that I sport a Jesus-Manson look." - DJ Harvey on his followers adopting his look

Submitted by Clunkified Chimney on 02/27/2007

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"Don't let someone's ignorance pull you down" - Jordan Misa

Submitted by Jordan Misa on 02/24/2007

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""Since when did a PhD ever override the human experience."" - Me

Submitted by Ben Middleton on 02/23/2007

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"Passion for your music is splendid. " - 投稿

Submitted by Caner Chimney on 02/22/2007

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""Otis? Oh my God. Otis was unique. If you took a fruit jar and you put Sam Cooke in there with Little Richard, and shook it up, you'd come out with Otis Redding." - Steve Cropper on Otis Redding

Submitted by Clunkified Chimney on 02/20/2007

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"rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." - frank zappa

Submitted by Jordan Chimney on 02/18/2007

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"I don't want my 17-year-old son to have to pick tomatoes or make beds in Las Vegas" - Karl Rove

Submitted by Mother Chimney on 02/09/2007

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"The worst fascist is the one who looks like a democrat. " - Diogo Quental

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"the more rigged, the radder" - Clunkified Chimney RE: audio recording sessions

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 01/29/2007

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"maybe you'd believe me one day when I have enough strength to tell you that I love you. I'm sorry I'm not brave enough. It's just that I'm tired of getting hurt and tired of hurting people. I can't explain to you how much I love you even though I don't know you that well. You don't get to chose who you fall in love with only this time, I'm glad it was you. every time you sign on my heart stops for a moment. I love making you laugh and I love it when you make me laugh. I feel so lost but yet I know exactly where I am and I know I should be here. This is my favorite state of love because nothing is predictable and everything ends in a question mark. It's chasing after your dreams and having butterflies in your stomach 24/7 trying to guess what they are thinking about right now. It's almost like you are comfortably confused. If this makes no sense to you, you don't know what you are missing. Someone out there loves you more than you could imagine. hey it could be me." - Lauren March

Submitted by Lauren March on 01/28/2007

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"It is funny to remark the easiness of forming stereotypes and misconceptions as opposed to the difficulty we face in removing them. " - Me

Submitted by Sarah Amrani on 01/25/2007

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"I cant switch into Springsteen loving mode" - Sorcerer

Submitted by Mother Chimney on 01/19/2007

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"We were both traveling in a particular spiritual direction, John and myself, so it seemed only natural for us to join forces. It was like God uniting two souls together. I think John could have just as easily married another woman, though. Not myself and not because I was a musician, but any woman who had the particular attributes or qualities to help him fulfill his life mission." - Alice Coltrane

Submitted by Mardu Chimney on 01/15/2007

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"I wanted to make the Guinness Book Of World Records by having the longest name in English history. And if you look in world of Guinness Book, you will see that I accomplished it. " - Dr. Wolfgang Von Bushwickin the Barbarian Mother Funky Stay High Dollar Billstir AKA Bushwick Bill

Submitted by Frank Chimney on 12/04/2006

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"I never met anybody who didn't like "Rumours." It got played a lot around my house in the year of "Anarchy in the UK" and "White Riot," and I think the reason why so many people who got airsick of being in the same room with Eagles records might find songs like "Dreams" bringing them to tears was that Fleetwood Mac transcended FM Hollywood, not only by playing and singing with open-eyed passion but by articulating the painful questions of love (and the real answers that hurt). "Thunder only happens when it's raining/Players only love you when they're playing" may have been obvious, but that was its very purity: you had been there, and could remember all too well when you first learned you can't change anybody. The song was so honest and accurate that it became heartbreak instead of just being about it. It was cleansing for everyone that heard it, which was everyone period." - Lester Bangs

Submitted by Mardu Chimney on 11/22/2006

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"Love is nothing but a chemically-induced logic-override virus for an analog computer called the human brain." - allenwise@gmail.com

Submitted by Allen Wise on 11/20/2006

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"They were exercising a First Amendment right," said Haggerty, adding that he enjoyed the movie. "And this Sacha Cohen guy's going to make 87 gazillion dollars. You know, good for him. I'm just sorry that he had to do it in such a way that he allowed people to make jerks out of themselves exposing their character flaws." - Haggerty, a public speaking coach from Washington, D.C., is one of the unwitting co-stars of the surprise hit movie "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit of Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan."

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 11/13/2006

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"that guy a little bit made me never want to listen to music again. no offense if he is one of your guys friends, but i would kind of love to see gwar bust in there, grab him and the other dude (who cant even turn a mixer on) and beat the crap out of them." - Jordan Chimney

Submitted by Mardu Chimney on 11/04/2006

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"If you let me in on the gag, I will help you reach your goals because I don't care if you're from Kazakhstan, nobody is this crazy." - Washington DC public speaking coach Pat Haggerty trying to teach humour to Borat

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 10/23/2006

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"We have some fairly X-rated outtakes on 'Knight Rider.' Kitt was constantly asking, 'Do you want me to take you home Michael?' in that very camp voice of his." - David Hasselhoff - Mr. Gayness himself

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 10/06/2006

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"Who we are is all about the choices we make." - -Jennifer Buchanan (me)

Submitted by Jennifer Buchanan on 10/03/2006

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"Ok, seriously, we need to do some serious sluething here. I need to know where this came from because this video alone is proof that god does exist and he is one funny son of a bitch. Wiki, google, starsearch databases, anything you can use as a research tool. Lets find that dancing fool!" - User: chasewa on YouTube regarding "Little Superstar"

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 09/23/2006

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"People always ask me where I got that breathing on records from? Most people would think Kraftwerk but that's wrong. I got the breathing from Prince. I had heard him do it on his first song called "Soft and Wet" in 1979 and then again on "Sexy Dancer" in 1980 and I always loved it. It was nasty and so was I. I was going to a studio Saturday, but on Friday Night I heard Tour de France and said they stole my breathing from "Yes Yes Yes" that is when I recorded Egypt Egypt and stole it back. Making it mine I put it in almost every record. To this day I still use breathing as an instrument on most of my songs. Thanks Prince, and thank you to Kraftwerk for making me go all out with it." - Egyptian Lover

Submitted by Frank Chimney on 08/31/2006

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""We have saying a saying back in the real world: 'No one gives a f#c& about sayings from Texas'."" - resiewdub

Submitted by resiewdub on 08/26/2006

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""I wanted (the album) to look to a time when everything was really sexy," he says. "Maybe everybody was coked up, but who cares? It was hot. It was all about sex."" - Justing Timberlake regarding his new record

Submitted by Clunkified Chimney on 08/17/2006

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"Don't loose or change your INDIVIDUALITY...Just ENHANCE it !!!" - Bhavik Vasa

Submitted by Bhavik Vasa on 08/13/2006

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"the one things worse that being alone is being with someone and feeling lonely" - Joseph Casha

Submitted by Joseph Casha on 08/12/2006

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"I had a Frozade stand. That was my chick magnet. Summer of '86. I took pictures from there, always had my camera on me. On the weekend, I used to go to West Broadway, south of Houston - primo location. I used to bring stools with me, plus fold-up chairs, my box, my Average White Band tapes, and some booze - Bacardi. I'd give people shots for a dollar. Oh boy, everyone used to come hang out. It was the place to be that summer." - Ricky Powell

Submitted by Mardu Chimney on 08/02/2006

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"It's hilarious. I sent it to my son the minute I saw it, and he only got more of a laugh out of it than I did. It's funny how some things can be so dumb and so ingenious at the same time." - Michael McDonald about Yacht Rock

Submitted by Buzz Chimney on 07/18/2006

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"It's really upsetting. Mr. Fingers, what happened mate? Get your old equipment back for fuck's sake." - Richard D. James (Aphex Twin)

Submitted by Buzz Chimney on 07/15/2006

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"I did insult him, it's true. But I categorically did not call him a terrorist. I'm not cultured and I don't even know what an Islamic terrorist is." - Italian defender Marco Materazzi about the Zidane head butt in the World Cup final

Submitted by Buzz Chimney on 07/11/2006

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"The best way I can describe that song is say David Bowie and David Byrne decided to do a cover of James Brown's Sex Machine." - Justin Timberlake on his new album

Submitted by BootneyLee Chimney on 07/07/2006

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"You know what? Fuck a FBI logo on records. Seriously. I'd rather have a McDonalds logo. At least they'd pay you. " - Caner Chimney, on finding an FBI warning against file-sharing on the back of a DFA CD

Submitted by Space Chimney on 06/23/2006

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"There are two things I told Eric Sadler. I said, "First of all, you gotta understand one thing. That I never wanna hear a f*ckin' '80s snare, ever. Okay? That's number one." And the other thing is, I played him an 808. I said, "This is your f*ckin' God. This is in every f*ckin' record. If you don't do anything in life, you put this shit in there, and it's a f*ckin' smash."" - Hank Shocklee (of the Bomb Squad)

Submitted by Mardu Chimney on 06/16/2006

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"I really, from the very bottom of my heart, want to apologize for statements I made about Christianity. I did it mainly out of frustration. At one time or another, I've offended almost every group. I'm sure I'll be apologizing again." - Ted Turner, apologizing for repeatedly calling Christianity "a religion for losers."

Submitted by Jordan Chimney on 06/10/2006

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"Fonce and I had moved up into the Hollywood Hills, and we had a studio that was kind of high and we were looking right into the clouds...That's all Fonce and I did, really - turn on the 4-track and put on new reels of tape. We had a studio - a room with drums and a Fender Rhodes piano, a bass with an Ampeg amp, and we had a Maestro Rhythm King, which was one of the first drum machines. We would do nothing but jam all day and record stuff." - Larry Mizell

Submitted by Mardu Chimney on 06/03/2006

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"I often used to roam barefoot for hours through fields, meadows and woods, rejoicing over every blade of grass. I would collect wood, mushrooms and berries, pluck fruit in autumn from wild-growing fruit trees, make jam, bake bread, cultivate a piece of land to create a vegetable garden, and renovate the rooms of the several-centuries-old house that was provided to us as accommodation from the State of Lower Saxony." - Roedelius

Submitted by Mother Chimney on 05/25/2006

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"If they act too hip, you know they can�t play shit." - Miles Davis

Submitted by Mardu Chimney on 05/21/2006

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"Having said that, I don't want to hug the tar baby of trying to comment on the [NSA surveillance] program -- the alleged program -- the existence of which I can neither confirm nor deny." - Tony Snow, new White House Press Secretary, former Fox News reporter

Submitted by Buzz Chimney on 05/17/2006

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"Neil would stop playing lead, do a harp solo, throw the harmonica way up in the air and Ricky would catch it and continue the solo." - Neil Young biographer re: the kindest-buds Neil Young and Rick James

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 05/10/2006

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""It wasn't mine," said Senator Conrad Burns, Republican of Montana. "If you believe in reincarnation," Mr. Burns added, "you always want to come back as a bad idea because it never dies." " -

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"Shiiiiiit, its kinda nippy out here dooooood!" - guy in the hairnet and baggy pants to his friend in the XXXL white shirt and beige dickies

Submitted by Coworker Chimney on 05/03/2006

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"It was balls-alicious" - Stewart on Colbert's Dinner Speech

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 05/02/2006

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"Do you know what I hate about computers? The problem with computers is that there is not enough Africa in them. This is why I can't use them for very long. Do you know what a nerd is? A nerd is a human being without enough Africa in him or her." - Brian Eno, 1995

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 04/11/2006

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"What caused glam rock? Simple: James Taylor and saggy tits and granola." - Kim Fowley

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 04/05/2006

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"I'd like to be remembered as a guy that came along and did his music, did his best and showed up on time, clean and ready to do the job, wrote a few songs and had a hell of a time." - Buck Owens

Submitted by Frank Chimney on 03/30/2006

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"If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. " - Sharon Stone

Submitted by BootneyLee Chimney on 03/28/2006

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"Make tomorrow what you wished today would of been" - jaime garcia

Submitted by jaime garcia on 03/27/2006

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"'Jive Talkin' just came on, gotta go!" - last line of an email just received from my Pops

Submitted by Caner Chimney on 03/24/2006

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"You are a donkey, Mr. Bush... you're a drunkard" - Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 03/20/2006

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"It�s like in LA being only in the music business I hoped around with a lot of bands and worked with a lot of different people... I engineered a couple of El DeBarge albums, various things like that. " - Michael Lewis of Rinder/Lewis

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 03/05/2006

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"Our programming wizards tried their darndest to get Google Page Creator to work with as many browsers as possible. But alas, even the most expert practitioners of web sorcery must sleep now and again, lest their JavaScript magic run dry." - the Google Team re: unsupported browsers

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 02/23/2006

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"Hey you f*cking monk!" - some kid walking behind a Monk on my street

Submitted by BootneyLee Chimney on 02/20/2006

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"President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader scale." - Attorney General Alberto Gonzales

Submitted by Buzz Chimney on 02/07/2006

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"For the world to be interesting, you have to be manipulating it all the time." -

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"And Jacob said to Rebekah his mother: 'Behold, Esau my brother is a hairy man, and I am a smooth man.'" - Gen 27:11

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 01/30/2006

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"They're crumbelieveable!" - Kraft Natural Cheese Crumbles

Submitted by Space Chimney on 01/27/2006

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""Her potatoes taste great, but the salad's got no flavor"" - MY boss

Submitted by Jay on 01/26/2006

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"�Pablo� represents an honest, real, down to earth individual and �Cruise� depicts his fun-loving, easygoing attitude towards life." - Pablo Cruise website

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 01/24/2006

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"as squirrely as hippies can be, they don't mess around when it comes to archiving dead shows" - Jordan Chimney regarding Deadheads

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 01/17/2006

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"It is just a tool to turn us into what we are supposed to be." - Albert Hofmann, the Swiss chemist who discovered LSD

Submitted by Caner Chimney on 01/16/2006

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"I'll be in the studio mixing the Sun Ra Arkestra today..." - Frank Chimney

Submitted by BootneyLee Chimney on 01/09/2006

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"I know a little about the blueprint of New York, with Thomas Edison bringing electricity out there when he was the wizard of Menlo Park. I�m geeky about technical shit." - DJ Quik

Submitted by Buzz Chimney on 01/03/2006

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"Get up. Tears ,blame and complaining is bringing you nowhere near what you want , just somewhere far from your dreams ." - Lameeha Othman (me)

Submitted by Lameeha Othman on 12/26/2005

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"It's been two and a-half years now, actually... The vow is over, but I wanted to keep cruising" - Weezer singer on vow of celibacy

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 12/19/2005

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""Lee Perry's advice on how to play on one track was, 'Look up a nana.' And 'look up a nana' is what you do when you're a naughty little boy and you look up your grandmother's skirt. They asked me at the end of the session how I'd liked to be paid ... in counterfeit dollars or blue movies. I took the dollars, 'de yankee dollah."" - John Martyn

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 12/16/2005

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"He showed up. I'll never forget..his hair was all unkempt..well that's OK.it was the hippy era and people did have unkempt hair..In his hair was a piece of cheese.stuck in his hair..I don't know which kinda cheese it was, whether it was Caerphilly or Cheddar or not. But it was most definitely a piece of cheese...(makes whispering motion)..he's got a piece of cheese in his hair..(shocked expression). I know...and I'll never forget the day that he left..he still had the same piece of cheese in his hair that he had come with five days earlier...I realised then that even for the hippy era, that something was amiss..as free spirited as I guess we all like to think we were..if I had a piece of cheese in my hair on Wednesday..Thursday I can guarantee ya it would be gone." - Bob Welch on Peter Green of Fleetwood Mac

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 12/12/2005

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"Forgive me for using the term `fat little brother,"' the Cuban leader said, according to a transcript obtained by The Miami Herald. "It is not a criticism, rather a suggestion that he do some exercises and go on a diet, don't you think? I'm doing this for the gentleman's health." - Fidel Castro on Jeb Bush

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 12/07/2005

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"It's not like Dave's Osama bin Laden and we're trying to smoke him out or something." - Comedy Central Chief Doug Herzog speaking about Dave Chapelle

Submitted by Buzz Chimney on 12/06/2005

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"Dude, these guys aren't djing, they are playing real live instruments." - fan at broker/dealer show @ RX

Submitted by James Chimney on 12/04/2005

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"when i croak and my corpse is like, lying there and my semi opaque soul gets up, looks around, and then and floats towards the sky, please cue this cut." - Space Chimney regarding a Mythos song

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"So often people shout out, 'Hey Frodo!' as they think I'm Elija - who frankly is a very good-looking guy so I take it as a compliment." - Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe

Submitted by BootneyLee Chimney on 11/29/2005

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"I can�t help that there�s always R&B in my work, that�s what I grew up on. I break up a melodic motif with drums and finish the phrase. That gets to hip-hop people. They said �breakbeats� and I say, �What is a fucking breakbeat?� Young people know more about my records than I do." - David Axelrod

Submitted by Mother Chimney on 11/22/2005

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"I listen to his music every night before I go on stage. His voice and all its power really pumps me up for the show." - Kenny Chesney on Sammy Hagar

Submitted by Jonathan Chimney on 11/15/2005

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"It's just the same three guys, playing the same three chords, and we've been doing this for 35 years." - Billy F. Gibbons, ZZ Top

Submitted by Clunkified Chimney on 11/11/2005

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"I'm saying maybe you put them on TV and cut off a thumb," the mayor added. "That may be the right thing to do." - Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman regarding those who deface freeways with graffiti

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 11/04/2005

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"What's a K-hole?" - Vladomir Chimney

Submitted by BootneyLee Chimney on 11/03/2005

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"Do any of you guys, like, talk to the viper?" - Paul K after rolling up a spliff

Submitted by Scott Chimney on 10/30/2005

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"This is how we do things around here!" - Fitz- in response to the wildy spastic dancer in white parachute pants at the club Mighty

Submitted by Scott Chimney on 10/27/2005

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"It all comes down to our ebay-listings being groovy." - soundlibraryrecords (521) on his auction for the Arpadys LP that went for $730, in response to the message of surprise i sent to him

Submitted by Clunkified Chimney on 10/18/2005

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"Response to the question on "dream theory" that asks what did you feel/taste in your dream: Silly question, why is it that people insist on using their sense of taste I mean smell to define the palatability of a given food item. Eh�. Riddle me this Rachel people express taste based on the aroma of the given object, so if sh#@ really smells like sh#@ will it also taste like sh#@? I bet you think it does taste like sh#@�.. But you are quite wrong my naive little Rachel in fact I find sh#@ to be quite a delachisy sp (Tasty, strumpets, delectable, mmm. mmmm. good) I�m hip to all kinds of sh#@ (human of coarse�.we are in fact civilized) . So far I must admit that the herbivores digest better than the carnivores, and the omnivores however really hit the sweet taste buds and produce a bulky firm stool. I guess resulting from large amounts of fiber. What I�m really trying to say is that I glad I had a chance to say it, and if you feel that a reply would be warranted I would really enjoy looking at it, or not looking at it
" - Sammy Sam Sam III

Submitted by JayWar Chimney on 10/15/2005

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"Touch my boob." - some drunk lady to some drunk guy at the Reno Room in LB

Submitted by BootneyLee Chimney on 10/06/2005

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"You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island." - Ron Jeremy

Submitted by BootneyLee Chimney on 10/04/2005

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" In the 70s some electronic guys nearbye built a few simple but special sound machines for me, i.e. a fuzz box which I still use. An electronic wizzard who did a repair on the fuzz box recently told me that they made a small mistake in the construction/ wiring, so maybe that is the reason for its special sound... This is another example of the positive effect of mistakes/accidents which sometimes lead to the best results." - Michael Rother

Submitted by MC Taylor Chimney on 09/27/2005

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"Good ol' dream chimney. I used to go there when I was 10 years old, so let's see if 6 years will change my views." - a DC Fan via email

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 09/17/2005

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"You not only have to read between the lines but you gotta read the actual LINES too!" - Mr. Mark Borchardt

Submitted by Coworker Chimney on 09/16/2005

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"Why don't they just call the band Shit?" - Sorcerer's mom commenting on the name Brown Rainbo

Submitted by Buzz Chimney on 09/13/2005

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""I'm going to go home and walk my dog and hug my wife, and maybe get a good Mexican meal and a stiff margarita and a full night's sleep."" - Michael Brown, head of FEMA on how he's going to add insult to injury

Submitted by Clunkified Chimney on 09/09/2005

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"I can see past the frat guys - Dave Matthews is still balljam central." - Buzz Chimney, on point.

Submitted by BootneyLee Chimney on 09/01/2005

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"When i perform i dont want people talking or drinking or dancing, i want people to look at Cerrone." - Cerrone

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 08/25/2005

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"Sorry Radiohead, you're as prog as they come." - Rick Wakeman in MOJO

Submitted by Mother Chimney on 08/23/2005

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"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda" - 3 guesses

Submitted by Coworker Chimney on 08/21/2005

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"I'm not so sure about the meaning of this site. Also the info written in the section "about this site" doesn't make it real clear to me" - ewout regarding TOTD

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 08/12/2005

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"Jim Kim, please pick up a courtesy phone, Jim Kim." - some lady at Denver International Airport

Submitted by BootneyLee Chimney on 08/08/2005

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"We were slapping each other's backs so hard we were red raw." - Ricky Gervais on the Simpsons

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 08/05/2005

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"I don't know about you, but I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila, and one of those little keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and kick back." - Willie Nelson in The Electric Horseman

Submitted by Mother Chimney on 08/01/2005

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"I would give him some thugged-out braids, a wife-beater, a pair of jeans and penny loafers," the rapper tells the August issue of Spin. "I'd bring him back on some next-level kind of flavor." - Missy Elliot on MJ

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 07/28/2005

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"Certainly, were Beethoven alive in 2005, it's fair to suppose that his average day might involve waking up with a girl who isn't his girlfriend, hiding in the cupboard ("closet") when the girl's husband arrives home and waving a gun around a bit. In Beethoven's 21st-century world, the husband would almost certainly come out as gay. And then, of course, there would be a sex scene." - article comparing Kells to Beethoven in the Guardian

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 07/15/2005

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"It's one thing to do whatever movie they want to do, but to take a classic family show and do that is like taking "I Love Lucy" and making her a crackhead or something." - the original Cooter from Dukes of Hazzard

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 07/13/2005

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"I smoke pot." - Jared Warren of the band Big Business responding to the question, "What types of stuff do you think is informing the Big Business songs?"

Submitted by Frank Chimney on 06/30/2005

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"Yeah, but I don't think it was because of us. There was a lot of cocaine on the console-and it wasn't necessarily the band's. That was a problem. And we weren't allowed any input on the mix." - Eddie Van Halen- about recording V. Halen II

Submitted by Scott Chimney on 06/28/2005

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"You know I've got one of those wonderful ideas ... women should be dressed in white like all the other domestic appliances." - Bernie Ecclestone, Formula One president and CEO, on here

Submitted by BootneyLee Chimney on 06/22/2005

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"We intended to make this gang the poster boy of gangs -- poster boy in the sense that if you want to be a gangbanger, we are more than happy to put the resources into locking you up and putting you away for the rest of life. That's what's going to happen to a lot of these characters." - L.A. Police Chief William Bratton

Submitted by BootneyLee Chimney on 06/21/2005

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"Yeah!
dance Spagetti dance!!!" - Mooner in response to B/D video

Submitted by Coworker Chimney on 06/16/2005

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"Someday I would like to read Socrates while stuck in the traffic on the Hollywood Freeway." - Ed Ruscha

Submitted by JayWar Chimney on 06/12/2005

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"Cats should never be allowed to run wild. They kill and taunt wild birds and small animals. If you own a cat please do not let it go outside. Letting your cat go loose is the equivalent of going around with a rifle shooting birds and small animals." - Ebullition Records Website

Submitted by MC Taylor Chimney on 06/10/2005

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"Zap a computer with an electrical surge and its hardware will appear unchanged, but that doesn't mean it'll still be able to run Leisure Suit Larry. The same is true of humans." - Joshua Foer from his article about surviving a lightning strike.

Submitted by Frank Chimney on 06/09/2005

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"I did a record with Miroslav Vitous. What was the name of that record? Something Shepherd. Or did he look like a shepherd? He had a sheepskin on. I forget the name of the record. " - Herbie Hancock in Synapse May/June 1977

Submitted by Mother Chimney on 06/06/2005

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"When an ordinary person is given a middle-finger sign, he will be mad. So am I" - One of the defrocked monks, Boonlert Boonpan

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 06/03/2005

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""I just punched a bird."" - Winter Chimney

Submitted by Maurice Chimney on 05/27/2005

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"...when Kenny G decided that it was appropriate for him to defile the music of the man who is probably the greatest jazz musician that has ever lived by spewing his lame-ass, jive, pseudo bluesy, out-of-tune, noodling, wimped out, fu%#ed up playing all over one of the great Louis's tracks (even one of his lesser ones), he did something that I would not have imagined possible. He, in one move, through his unbelievably pretentious and calloused musical decision to embark on this most cynical of musical paths, sh#@ all over the graves of all the musicians past and present who have risked their lives by going out there on the road for years and years developing their own music inspired by the standards of grace that Louis Armstrong brought to every single note he played over an amazing lifetime as a musician." - Pat Metheny

Submitted by JayWar Chimney on 05/26/2005

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""When you're jamming it's pure," Magallanes says. "There are no rules, you're not being judged. By far the best, most amazing stuff I've seen is when people are jamming."" - Dan Magallanes - Freestyle Frisbee enthusiast

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 05/23/2005

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"If you draw the timelines, realistically by 2050 we would expect to be able to download your mind into a machine, so when you die it's not a major career problem" - Ian Pearson

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 05/22/2005

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"If your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade, you might be a redneck." - jeff foxworthy...

Submitted by BootneyLee Chimney on 05/20/2005

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"Trying to keep it a tad clean here. Thanks, the Dream Chimney
" - Ryan Chimney, turning over a new leaf

Submitted by BootneyLee Chimney on 05/19/2005

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"REMOVED" - This dude

Submitted by BootneyLee Chimney on 05/18/2005

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"Let me tell you the things I can do here which I can't at home: think, eat, sleep, laugh. I'm an introspective dude. I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes. And I've been doing a lot of thinking here." - Dave Chappelle on not bring in a mental institution

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 05/17/2005

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"puked all day!" - JIM KIM day after his 30th -HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES!

Submitted by Coworker Chimney on 05/16/2005

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"Furthermore, every year the band spent a lot of time in the Caribbean and heavily influenced by the local �erb supply, the band developed a deep love for the local sound of steel drum music and Soca and from then onwards, they developed their own style of funky disco, electro and Soca." - ROBOTERWERKE biographer

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 05/12/2005

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"The law needs to differentiate clearly between lewd cheerleading and regular cheerleading. I've been masturbating to both for quite some time, and trust me, there are subtle differences." - Alvin Humphrey, Laser Engineer

Submitted by JayWar Chimney on 05/11/2005

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"i will be realeasing my re-recording of seasons in the abyss on panflutes, bot other than that no" - fooeyandnuts, when asked about any albums coming out over the next few months

Submitted by BootneyLee Chimney on 05/10/2005

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"The whole country is becoming a theocracy... People have no perspective about crime ... I was savagely beaten once by bullies in the school yard... If I had a choice of being savagely beaten or gently masturbated by a pop star" - Bill Maher

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 05/08/2005

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"I don't know why they call it a lap dance...she didn't even touch my lap. " - Scott Chimney

Submitted by mc on 05/04/2005

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"Can we please hurry up and mate a horse and a rhino so we can have some damn unicorns up in here?" - http://del.icio.us/magnetbox

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 04/29/2005

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"In terms of nourishment, what do you like to grub on late night in the studio?

GZA: It depends. I'm not really a snack person as far as junk like I used to be when I was younger. Y'know, I can eat chips, but usually we really have to smoke to have the munchies for chips and snacks and then it would be pretzels and potato chips. I prefer a meal, but when you say late night snacks, sometimes when you're in the studio late at night you can't get nuthin' but potato chips. Y'know what? It might be a bagel. If I don't want to deal with the junk food like that, it'd probably have to be a buttered roll or a bagel. Somethin' warm and hot. Some juice. I drink a lot of juice. Ummm, like I said I'm not really fond on potato chips and cookies unless I really have the munchies and there's nothin' else to eat. It also depends on which studio we're in. Most of them you can't get anything at night but a buttered roll. Plus a lot of us don't eat meat. I don't eat meat, chicken, fish, none of that. I eat a lot of vegetable sandwiches, like lettuce, tomatoes, sprouts, cucumbers, whatever I can put on bread with Mayo and eat, y'know. That's basically what it is. I also like a lot of breakfast stuff, 'cuz I have a variety." - the GZA

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 04/27/2005

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"Didn't you arrest me once?" - Overheard in New York

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 04/22/2005

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"I'm sorry, but I'm really bored" - Juror 2386 in regards to a "rather loud yawn"

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 04/20/2005

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"I wanted to do a record like that because I knew a lot of people that used to pick boogers." - Biz Markie on Pickin' Boogers

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 04/18/2005

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"For u fatty ...neva stop eating...hope this will make u happy" - User message when sending a donut to friend

Submitted by the Cook on 04/16/2005

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"Do you want us to come over and shoot her?" - 911 dispatcher regarding a call about out-of-control kid

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 04/14/2005

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"I was pretty good 'bruh. I think I would have made it to a nice college. I think I'm a better rapper then a football player even though I definitely did my thang. I don't like to brag or toot my own horn man but I was nasty man in football! Nasty man!" - Rakim of Eric B. and Rakim

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 04/05/2005

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"Q: On the Internet they've called you the "metal Gandalf." How do feel about that title?

A: That's just fine. I can be called anything." - Torben Ulrich - father of Lars from Metallica

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 04/04/2005

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"I find that Jack Johnson's music is very heteronormative. By this, I mean a lot of his songs are about heterosexual relationships - he uses the word "girl" alot in his music. As a gay man, I find this difficult to relate to." - Artie (on the Jack Johnson forum)

Submitted by JayWar Chimney on 03/31/2005

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"Every scar has a story" - Preston Heath

Submitted by Preston Heath on 03/30/2005

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"Um, hello? what's up with you guys always having your girlfriends at your shows? why don't you get down and dance for the headliners? are your street clothes with a tie equivalent to your previous dress-shirt / name tag get-ups? your beats can seem a little samey. when i listen to your songs i feel like i'm on painkillers --- nice! " - Aleesha [SF] - on the Broker/Dealer guestbook

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 03/24/2005

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"The scream at the end of Chamber of Horrors was real. I went down to the local pub in Montreux and asked every girl in there to scream one by one. They all kindly obliged providing I bought them a drink of course!!! Finally this one particular very pretty girl virtually cleared the pub with her effort...and I never even touched her either!!! I said "You'll do" and dragged her off to the studio where she dutifully screamed once more and then went back to the pub. Postscript - I never saw her again, which was just as well as she would have been too noisy for me!! " - Rick Wakeman on his track Chamber of Horrors

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 03/23/2005

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"I've got this weird Russian thing that I found in East Germany called a Polyvox, and that is a bit of a beast. On the front panel everything's in Russian Cyrillic script, so I don't know what anything does. I've just about worked out where the pitch-bend is! But also, things don't do the same thing twice. There's a knob on there that says Ron and one below called 2 Ron, and as far as I can tell, if you touch those everything goes mental." - Will Gregory of Goldfrapp

Submitted by Mother Chimney on 03/17/2005

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"Name: STONED AND HUNGRY

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM DOUGHNUTS AND COFFE -F*** BETTY CROCKER IM GOING TO WAKE AND BAKE WITH BUSTA NUT -ANY RELATION TO BUSTA RYMES ??" - A Busta-a-Nut customer

Submitted by JayWar Chimney on 03/15/2005

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"Plaid - Ralome
Broker/Dealer - Dig Deep
@ dream chimney *the herbie hancock disco-track isn�t my taste*
" - herr k - the scumbag fuckhead thats jackin everyones mp3s here. HEY, HERR K! if the shit aint your TASTE then why dont you just stop linking to Dreamchimney!

Submitted by Coworker Chimney on 03/10/2005

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"I think Unclassics flows pretty well considering that it starts out at 100 bpm and at the end it's at, like, 130. It was hard to fit that all into an hour. I didn�t want it to be too long. I realize that even though the stuff appeals to me, it's a little hard to take. Every song is sort of over-the-top. Most people don't want to listen to Italo disco with some guy talking about buttfucking a hooker" - morgan geist

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 03/02/2005

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"I wouldn't answer the marijuana questions. You know why? Because I don't want some little kid doing what I tried," - President Bush (Video Clip)

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 02/25/2005

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"I wouldn't answer the marijuana questions. You know why? Because I don't want some little kid doing what I tried," - President Bush (Video Clip)

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 02/25/2005

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"It's so great to see Bette Midler's crack. She's very sexy. Women are very sexy. Hey, listen-all girls excite me for some dumb reason. A 300 pound girl with the right thighs at the right time has got me." - Dennis Wilson in a 1976 interview that Frank posted

Submitted by Scott Chimney on 02/18/2005

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"What the HELL are these little smiley faces?!?" - Winter Chimney, discovering emoticons.

Submitted by Maurice Chimney on 02/17/2005

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"I never consciously decided to be political. I�ll tell you what I do: I consciously live. My conscience, my level of awareness, guides the very level of my momentary existence accumulated into days and weeks and years and a lifetime of absolute dynamo hummage, man. I�m on fire. I scare white people for a living, and I get paid to do it quite handsomely. I get to go and hunt six months a year, and my life is dicked. I�ve got it down to a fucking dream. And these guys that write about me�they can�t stand it because I�m on the board of directors of the NRA. I promote true conservation, which means hands-on utility of renewable resources to feed the gut and the soul. And I do it so fucking good that Bambi-ists and the Communist anti-gunners out there can�t stand how effective I am." - The Nuge

Submitted by JayWar Chimney on 02/10/2005

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"If there are any programmers out there, this is the kind of music I personally like to pump through 'phones to aid concentration when coding." - John Venvertloh reviewing Broker/Dealer "Initial Public Offering"

Submitted by Frank Chimney on 02/01/2005

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"The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year." - Fred Doody from this informative article about faggots.

Submitted by BootneyLee Chimney on 01/28/2005

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"kids we've got porn, do you want to watch it" - Bus driver in Greece

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 01/27/2005

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"�Chemical Brothers � man, I�m tellin� you, track five and track nine on Dig Your Own Hole. Those things are slayin� me. Plus there�s just enough room for a greasy blues guitar � I think I know who could supply it.�" - billy gibbons of zz top

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 01/24/2005

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"I'm known for the way my kick and the way my drums and bass talk to each other. I'm known for funky counterpoints in the low-end. That's my forte. I'm a bass-specialist dog. I like to move air. " - DJ Quik

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 01/21/2005

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""These are the words that our children already hear, everyday, on the radio...I might have a nephew come in like, 'What you thought, man? I'm a pimp.' And I'll be like, 'okay, well pimp them books. Lemme see you bring that C up to an A then, pimp.' And he walks in with an A and be like, 'Yeaaa, pimp! That's what I'm talking about.' It's a word. It's a word."" - Nelly whilst defending the word pimp

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 01/20/2005

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""I'm on morphine and I'm higher than a kite."" - prospective juror in a story about the jury pool from hell

Submitted by Clunkified Chimney on 01/18/2005

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"Folks, you are trying to make this complicated. It ain't. It's about as
simple as it gets. It's just like proving there are as many apples in the
bag as there are elements in the field: give each elephant an apple until
you run out of one or the other. If you run out of both at the same time,
they're equal in number - or they were until the elephants started eating.
What we seem to be doing now is determining a measurement methodology for
apples and elephants which will determine absolutely their relative worth;
we're about to argue whether nourishment is more worthy than the ability to
uproot trees. But for the moment, can't we stop by finding out whether
there's an apple for each elephant with none left over?" - some nerd on the Audio Archiving listserve. I got to get off this thing!

Submitted by Scott Chimney on 01/18/2005

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"When the Chili Peppers made By the Way, I'd never recorded harmonies in a studio by my own will. Rick had forced me to do backing vocals for Californication, which at the time I wasn't into. It wasn't until Guy Picciotto of Fugazi was so complimentary about my harmonies that it made me think, "Oh, wow � harmonies. Great!"" - John Frusciante

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 01/10/2005

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"Q: If you were stuck on a desert island and could take one animal with you, what would it be and why?

A: It would be my Rottweiler dogs. These boys are real in everyway. They don't fake the funk." - bootsy collins

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 01/06/2005

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"There's a lot of great stuff on there. It has the entire Crossroads duel, which has never been released on record, plus a lot of material that never made it to that film � there was a duel that took place before my duel with Ralph Macchio's character Eugene, and that duel was with Shuggie Otis." - Steve Vai about his 10 CD boxset

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 01/04/2005

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"And I think all of us have a sense if we imagine the kind of world we would face if the people who bombed the mess hall in Mosul, or the people who did the bombing in Spain, or the people who attacked the United States in New York, shot down the plane over Pennsylvania and attacked the Pentagon" - Donald Rumsfeld

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 12/28/2004

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"It sounds a lot like John Doe." - Mike Taylor's sales-minded response to a John Doe fan asking "What does this Court & Spark album sound like?"

Submitted by Winter Chimney on 12/22/2004

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"Everything I did on the NSYNC record was from my sister being a Bread (70s pop group) fan because I wanted to make sure the mothers didn't take the record off after hearing it all the time. I am a firm believer that one always reverts from where you started." - Vincent DeGiorgio (80s Disco DJ, Producer)

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 12/19/2004

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"This album has every style of rap, from your thug sh*t, to your love sh*t, to your political sh*t, to your gangsta sh*t, to your bling bling sh*t, to your playa sh*t, and Christian rap" - Bushwick Bill on some comp he just put out. (i seriously thought bushwick was dead)

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 12/15/2004

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"Other than that, he knows that I don't like to tour, that I smoke too much pot, and that my albums still have a habit of going to number one." - George Michael regarding recent comments made by Sir Elton John

Submitted by Mother Chimney on 12/14/2004

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"its a BASS BONANZA!" - aforementioned rad dude who always comes to POP and straight rules the dancefloor - regarding B/D's new 12"

Submitted by Coworker Chimney on 12/14/2004

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"It's weird, he always reminds me of Vietnam." - Ryan Chimney, in reference to the long-haired/mustachio'd dancing guy at POP.

Submitted by MC Taylor Chimney on 12/06/2004

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"Hi
I'd knee my dad in the nuts for a copy of this pure aural gold. If you ever re-issue Daddy's Curses, drop me a line


" - A fan of Daddy's Curses

Submitted by JayWar Chimney on 11/18/2004

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"I was a broken jpeg, i didn't have a choice!

http://www.homestarrunner.com/..." - Bubs, on StrongBad email...

Submitted by BootneyLee Chimney on 11/17/2004

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"When the world is going nuts, you want a guy (Bush) who is nuttier than them." - Gene Simmons in Support of Bush (Whose newest album is titled "Asshole"

Submitted by JayWar Chimney on 11/02/2004

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""It's kind of extraordinary that it wasn't a music company that cracked the problem of piracy," he said, referring to Apple.
Bono noted that music industry executives still refer to themselves as record industry executives when "we don't even make records anymore." - granted i hate "industry executives" but i love records. and I am still making them. bono should've shut up years ago." - bono

Submitted by co no on 10/27/2004

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"Is it dangerous?" - Tourist asking for directions heading east on Broadway in San Francisco

Submitted by Mother Chimney on 10/12/2004

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"I just thought to myself, I've got to do this, I've got to do this," Nicholas said after his feat Sunday. "I'm on top of the world right now, because everyone's going to know that I can shove more than three burgers in my mouth!" - 19-year-old Don Ezra Nicholas after stuffing more than three McDonald's hamburgers into his mouth without swallowing

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 10/11/2004

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"I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it." - George the puppet from: Rainbow TV, some children's program.

Submitted by BootneyLee Chimney on 10/08/2004

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"There's nothing we're asking for that hasn't appeared in other R-rated movies, and our characters are made of wood and have no genitalia. If the puppets did to each other what we show them doing, all they'd get is splinters." - Scott Rudin, Producer of "Team America" in regards to the NC17 rating his film got from a puppet sex scene

Submitted by JayWar Chimney on 10/06/2004

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"'No Problem' is off the chain right now," he said. "I be doing that joint in clubs and it gets crazy. Fights, riots, police be fighting each other. It be going down." - Lil Scrappy

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 09/30/2004

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"My family don't listen to R&B��never have, never will. They only listen to gospel. That's where I get my voice from, I got a gospel voice. Meanwhile, my idols were Marvin, Stevie, Maurice White from Earth, Wind & Fire, but I was also into Thompson Twins' "Hold Me Now"�I listened to it all. I remember sitting up in my room, writing melodies. I didn't know nothing. I was on some New Edition shit. The first song I wrote was called �Baby Darling Darling Girl,' and you know what's funny? It went, �Baby darling darling girl, I really love your Jheri Curl.' I thought it was tight as hell" - nate dogg

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 09/09/2004

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"Whenever music's heard, it shouldn't feel like music's in one's ears:
one should see it come from space

" - Jean Jacques Perrey (Moog Master)

Submitted by JayWar Chimney on 09/03/2004

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"I sat down in studio, took a drink, switched on the tape machine and came up with a piece of music which lasted for 58 minutes and 15 seconds. This track later become E2-E4." - Manuel G�ttsching 1996

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 08/26/2004

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"If you don't get a snatch, then you'll never get a good clean and jerk." - some announcer during olympic weightlifting

Submitted by BootneyLee Chimney on 08/18/2004

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"i got you all in a circle,
dude your penis is smaller than erkel's...." - bart davenport whilst freestyle rapping in sacramento

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 08/16/2004

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"Everything Must Go displays those smarty-pants Fagen and Becker at the top of their snarky game. " - - Peter Kaufman re: Steely Dan's new record

Submitted by Clunkified Chimney on 08/15/2004

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"No beats." - Eric Wood from Bastard Noise answering the question, "A lot of electronic music touches on post-techno. Has that scene ever interested you i.e. employing repetitive (and danceable) beats?"

Submitted by Frank Chimney on 08/13/2004

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"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we," Bush said. "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - George Bush

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 08/09/2004

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"That was a trip. 50's going to hate me for saying this but he's a pussycat! The guy is really sweet. You should see the gold on him." - Nancy Cartwright (voice of Bart Simpson RE: Rapping with 50 Cent)

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 08/04/2004

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"Some people are professional drivers and some people are just steering-wheel holders." - Truck driver Gary Nuckolls, who has driven the equivalent of 120 trips around the world and has never had a wreck.

Submitted by Frank Chimney on 08/03/2004

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"'I was at a party with the President of NBC.' (Ice T) recalls, 'he's like the big pimp, he controls everything. I'm telling him I like Fear Factor.' He was like 'Would you like to do Fear Factor?' I'm talking all this shit, I'm like 'Hell yeah, I'll do it.' Within a week the phone rang. My boy answered the phone and was like 'Yo, Ice, they are calling about Fear Factor.' I was like 'Oh my God, I can't go on Fear Factor, I might go out in the first round. 'Plus, I dont want to eat dog shit. I was like, 'Nah, I got a back problem.' Really just truly bitched out on that one.'" - Ice-T

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 07/27/2004

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"Bryter James: i am addicted to tequila
" - james chimney via instant messenger

Submitted by Coworker Chimney on 07/23/2004

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""Did you see a skunk go by?" " - UPS woman upon exiting office building while concealed spliff was in hand

Submitted by Mother Chimney on 07/22/2004

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"Sucked so bad I heard a dude talking about buying it at work so I just gave him my copy." - A music fan from Livonia, NI reviewing the new Beastie Boys album on Amazon.com

Submitted by Frank Chimney on 07/19/2004

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"Stay classy, San Diego" - Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

Submitted by Scott Chimney on 07/15/2004

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"Stay classy, San Diego" - Roin Burgundy, Anchorman

Submitted by Scott Chimney on 07/15/2004

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"Stay Classy, San Diego" - Ron Burgandy, Anchorman

Submitted by Scott Chimney on 07/14/2004

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"These young bands today don't bother to dress up, but they should. Do I tell them? I try to give them good advice, to let them see what it means to have uniforms on and have discipline in a show.

They see me, and they know I'm setting a good example. I always dress up when I'm working. It's called showbusiness. A suit says style, politeness and manners." - James Brown regarding the style of musical acts today

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 07/07/2004

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"if you think you can do it, think twice an run like the winds a pitbull niblin at your ass cheeks" - Jay Williams

Submitted by Jay Williams on 07/05/2004

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"Years ago, I would have used this for something totally different. Cocaine is a hell of a drug" - Rick James said, surveying the smooth glass surface of the Heritage Award statuette bestowed upon him by performing rights group ASCAP

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 06/30/2004

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"I gotta give you what you need before I give you what you want." - Santana to some dude heckling him at live concert, after he talked for days about everything from angels, Buddha and Bill Cosby.

Submitted by Sorcerer Chimney on 06/24/2004

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"Stop listening to celebrities... They do what they do for money - that's all. I don't even know why you're listening to me. I've done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can't even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is." - David Chapelle

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 06/23/2004

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"This is where people begin in rock. It all starts with air." - C-Diddy winner of 2004 Air Guitar Championships

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 06/21/2004

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"Server Error
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Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 06/17/2004

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"I'm supposed to be playing a trumpet player that Fellini met when he came (to the United States) in 1957. It's a cold role, and actually it's going to set up my Miles Davis film. I am going to become Miles Davis. That's a role I could sink my teeth into. He was a great musician and he has an undertone people don't know about. I'd like to do for Miles Davis what Denzel did for Malcolm X. Americans love jazz music, they love Miles Davis, so why not let Snoop Dogg play him?" - Snoop Dogg

Submitted by sorcerer on 06/16/2004

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"I've received hate mail at my house. I've had people drive by my home and shout things out," ... "And I think that they question my patriotism because I decided to stand up and have a voice. And I stood up to have a voice because I think that's the most American thing that you can do." - Bon Jovi RE: Hosting $1M Fund-Raiser for Kerry (however... I think they are hating you for other reasons...)

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 06/15/2004

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"Thats not the Classy view" - Mother Chimney regarding one of the dancing girls at POP wearing barely anything

Submitted by the dream chimney on 06/07/2004

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"Michael Moore is a screwed a--hole, that is what I think about that case" - Ray Bradbury on Michael Moore's choice for using the title "Fahrenheit 9/11" for his newest movie.

Submitted by the dream chimney on 06/04/2004

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"No, no, no... I do real well; Eric Clapton sells a lot of records." - J.J. Cale regarding the interviewer picking up the lunch tab

Submitted by the dream chimney on 05/28/2004

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"No matter how hard things get, music will get better. The only proof you'll ever need of the existence of God is music. " - Kurt Vonnegut at Leigh University commencement speech 2004

Submitted by buzz on 05/25/2004

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""you got a free ride, cunts" " - insane carpool driver to young ladies getting out of car

Submitted by sorcerer on 05/25/2004

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"If this were high school, NBC would be the rich kid whose dad bought the BMW. CBS would be the Straight-A student going to Stanford. Fox would be the jock who's not too smart, but still gets the chicks. And we are the kids who eat paste." - jimmy kimmel on ABC

Submitted by bootneylee on 05/19/2004

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"Many times i check my email while shitfaced. this was the case last night. so... in case i didn't answer your question, the label is missing and there is nothing on the back. thanks!" - Ebay seller via email in response to a jacket i was bidding on

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 05/16/2004

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"Q: So how's California herb? A: It need a little more fertilizer like maybe cow shit or around it. But no bullshit. (That'll) give it more strength. It need a little more mixed in. It want a touch up. They want something needed there. So get in the field and mix it up with something nice, like maybe a little sugar some time. And salt. The people not treating the earth right. They only take from the earth and not give anything back. But the earth make you know that your body need a little sugar, a little salt. When you just plant something there and expect to get the best from it and give nothing to the earth �p; OOOOHHH! Come on! Give 'em a lickle milk too, why not. Collie plant �p; a little sugar �p; a little salt �p; a little milk, like a baby. Then what kind of herb it gonna be." - interview with lee perry

Submitted by sorcerer on 05/14/2004

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"This is the best site on the entire internet." - marky B. regarding YO! Dream Chimney Raps

Submitted by the dream chimney on 05/10/2004

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"My luck with racehorses is uncanny. Being a native Kentuckian, I once owned a racehorse named Distiller. He raced just three times then dropped over dead." - Bill Samuels, Maker's Mark Ambassador-At-Large

Submitted by the dream chimney on 05/07/2004

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"Americans are big fans of crap." - Sorcerer Chimney

Submitted by CoChim on 05/06/2004

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"dude, I trimmed my chest hair and it itches like hell" - fooeyandnuts

Submitted by bootneylee on 05/04/2004

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""... Oh Shit!"" - Preacher from the film Fastbreak as he was being shot at

Submitted by Mother on 05/03/2004

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"Watch out for the medallion my diamonds are wreckless feels like a MIDGET is hanging from my neckless " - LUDACRIS in "STAND UP"

Submitted by the dream chimney on 04/29/2004

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"This server is being moved to a new power bar at 5pm GMT (6pm BST, 1pm EST). This is to prevent further power tripping issues that have been experienced over the past few days." - dreamchimney.com host

Submitted by the dream chimney on 04/27/2004

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"Just imagine the conversation that will be served up over a plate of spicy hot ribs!" - charityfolks.com regarding Lunch with Clinton & Chevy Chase

Submitted by the dream chimney on 04/21/2004

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"Keep tabs on Broker/Dealer! Sign up now to receive every bit of juicy, up-to-the-minute news, album release info and much more delivered straight to your inbox or Virgin mobile phone! " - vh1.com's Broker/Dealer profile

Submitted by bootneylee on 04/20/2004

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"What to bring (to B-Day BBQ): Other people, food to cook, wood to burn, musical instruments, sporting goods, animals, babies, elves, smiles." - Winter Chimney

Submitted by the dream chimney on 04/20/2004

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"sentrall gets its balls licked by singsingfish." - clunkified chimney

Submitted by bootneylee on 04/19/2004

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"Whenever something arrives in the shops with the name Michael Mayer affixed to it � whether it's in the form of a remix, a 12", or a mix album like this one � it's an event. It doesn't happen often enough, but when it does, disciples of the warm flavors of tech-house, click-house, micro-house, whatchamacallit-house, and experimental techno dealt out and curated by Mayer pay immediate perked-ear attention." - Andy Kellman, allmusic.com

Submitted by bootneylee on 04/16/2004

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"The kids today, as far as talent wise, the MCs today have no competition against Wu-Tang. There�s no MC you can pull up right now that can handle Wu-Tang Clan. Like, one paragraph of a Wu-Tang song has more substance than a lot of these guys� whole album." - RZA

Submitted by the dream chimney on 04/14/2004

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"I'm over music. It's draining. I think I'll just get really deep into film and grow a beard so people don't know who I am." - Andree 3000 of Outkast

Submitted by ryan on 04/08/2004

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"Hey, would you do me a favor and just take a quiet moment to picture how beautiful the weather will be for April 10th? I'm imagining a sweet 73 degrees, lush green grass, bluegrass music and warm sunshine in the air." - Bill Samuals regarding the Maker's Mark Mile and Thoroughbreds & Redheads Weekend

Submitted by ryan on 04/07/2004

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"Let me tell you a little story about how i turned gay..." - A guy to his pals at 111 mina

Submitted by dream chimney on 04/02/2004

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"Getting higher." - Clunkified, in response to James, Scott, and I asking him what he was up to when we walked into his house.

Submitted by mc on 03/31/2004

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"I simply record music that a mushroom sings to me." - Composer Vaclav Halek told the newspaper that he copies the beautiful music emanating from all sorts of fungal forms that he finds while walking in the woods.

Submitted by the dream chimney on 03/23/2004

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"In the late 60s we were in the studio getting ready to mix one of his albums, He wouldn't let me start working with the tapes until I could 'do it like me'. I didn't know what he meant. He told me to sit down and close my eyes. He got behind the chair and started to wrap my head, mummy style, with masking tape, from the neck up. Enough room was left for me to breathe. When Rahsaan was convinced that I couldn't see, he held a gun to my head and said 'I just want you to know how I feel all the time'." - some dude engineering a Rahsaan Rahsaan Roland Kirk session

Submitted by $orcerer on 03/12/2004

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"Where'd the street go?" - Drugged up attendie of last Broker/Dealer DJ gig

Submitted by B/D on 03/07/2004

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"The non-heyman guitar guy is all into wah now, and he was blowing my mind (could it have been the pot smoke? thanks for thinking of me, E)." - Some guy on the SF Indie List re: Scott Hirsch's guitar schralping

Submitted by mc on 03/01/2004

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"If I were penniless or a family member needed a kidney transplant, sure." - Frank Black on reuniting the Pixies in 2001

Submitted by the dream chimney on 02/28/2004

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"As gay as this band is, they're rockin' some people." - A slightly drunk Sean O'Conner, owner of Thee Parkside, about Train playing five nights in a row at Cafe Du Nord

Submitted by mc on 02/18/2004

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"You Done It; You Done Hired the Hitmaker " - from two signs Bernard Purdie would put on his drums when he showed up for sessions in the 60's, according to Donal Fagan

Submitted by Big Lex on 02/13/2004

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"This is a replication of Dream Chimney built for users that need quick and easy access to the site and cant be bothered by vibrant colors, flashing backgrounds or big pictures of bruises on people thighs etc." - ryan chimney, subtley giving me shit (what's knew?)

Submitted by bootney lee on 02/12/2004

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"Those album covers are dope as hell. You say that the vinyl was not vinyl and in fact was cardboard? How did they play it then?" - Some guy on a hip hop message board referring to the Mingering Mike "albums"

Submitted by Buzz on 02/10/2004

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""Why should employers feed troublesome farmworkers to the lions?" said spokesman Snuki Zikalala. " - some African labor spokesman jackass

Submitted by Winter on 02/10/2004

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"We were really ripped off. We were punk'd by Janet Jackson." - Freston, chairman of MTV Networks

Submitted by bootneylee on 02/04/2004

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"The combination of great beer and great music can't be beat, especially when the songs are free" - Heineken teaming up with Real Audio

Submitted by ryan on 01/29/2004

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"fool: "How street you want me to get?"

girl fool: "You know how I like it baby...STRAIGHT HOOD."" - trailer for YOU GOT SERVED

Submitted by Clunk C. on 01/28/2004

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"The federal deficit will hit a record $477 billion this year and get worse if lawmakers cut taxes or increase spending, " - the Congressional Budget Office

Submitted by bootneylee on 01/26/2004

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"He's a weird old bloke, look at his cartoon face and his hair, he looks like a Fisher Price man...and his rubbish clothes! It makes me think there's something wrong with you, for a start, but yet in my head I'd still do you, so I'm confused..." - Gareth Keenan

Submitted by mc on 01/28/2004

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"You know the phrase 'softly softly catchy monkey?'...I could catch a monkey...if I was starving I could. I�d make poison darts out of the poison off deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself, you�ll be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times." - Gareth Keenan

Submitted by scott on 01/18/2004

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"maybe ill understand when i get older but as for now i cant see what is so attractive about young BOYS" - CoWorker Chim re: Ed Rooney being a sex offender

Submitted by Clunk C. on 01/16/2004

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"We also saw a TON of MP3 players. Way too many. People are going to be giving these things away for free by the end of the year." - Gizmodo.com

Submitted by the dream chimney on 01/13/2004

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"Will there ever be a boy born...who can swim faster than a shark?" - Gareth Keenan, Assistant (to the) Regional Manager

Submitted by mc on 01/12/2004

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"I want to kiss you." - Joe Namath to a female Sportscaster

Submitted by the dream chimney on 12/23/2003

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"broker dealer is a duo who seem to be influenced by electronic music from 10 years ago rather than today" - Googlism for: broker dealer

Submitted by the dream chimney on 12/22/2003

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"Fuck Paris Hilton... THIS is the Simple Life!" - Tow Truck driver as he changes my flat tire

Submitted by the dream chimney on 12/19/2003

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"ok, I'm not sure why you were disabled but I turned the package back on for you. The site shoudl come back up in about 20 minutes. is there anything else I can do for you?" - Galax from Powweb Hosting

Submitted by the dream chimney on 12/09/2003

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""I was totally surprised to read that Paul McCartney loved the LP." " - - producer Patrick Adams regarding his work on Eric B. & Rakim's Paid in Full

Submitted by sorcerer on 12/03/2003

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"Excuse me, do you know if Lender/Stealer is playing tonight?" - Some girl at Club 6

Submitted by Scott on 11/30/2003

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"how scary would it be for that guy to be caressing your 8 year old donger" - CoWorker Chim re: Michael Jackson

Submitted by Clunk C. on 11/20/2003

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"was it only where i spent the 3rd grade or did everyone sing "we're gonna march down to kmart to buy some shoes" to the tune of electric avenue? " - co-worker

Submitted by bootney lee on 11/14/2003

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"crispin glover just jaywalked right behind my car on hyperion" - Clunkified

Submitted by CoChim on 11/07/2003

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"Guy Picciotto is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact. Guy Picciotto is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love Guy Picciotto with all of my body (including my pee pee). " - http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling/notactuallywrestling/guy.html

Submitted by sorcerer on 10/23/2003

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"It's up to God now. We worked hard" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, after casting his vote.

Submitted by bootney lee on 10/07/2003

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"Q: Do you have any last words for the readers of Metal Rules!?
A: Yeah, the readers of Metal Rules!: please do one thing for yourself, that's have an open mind. Have a mind that's open to everything, get attached to nothing, that way you'll be free to digest the information in the magazine. They give you the point of view they're giving to you from their hearts. " - Garey Busey in Metal Rules! Magazine, Summer 2002

Submitted by $$orcerer on 10/03/2003

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"I understand what life is about. I understand how God works and Jesus Christ works. If you really want to live life, you should live free. Do not live in bondage. You shouldn�t be married if you�re not happy. If you have children, take care of your children." - PMD of EPMD fame

Submitted by sorcerer on 10/01/2003

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"Six Degrees Of Hip Hop Seperation: The Fresh Prince, Will Smith, worked with DJ Jazzy Jeff. Jazzy Jeff produced "Butterflies" for Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson sang "We are the World" along with Dan Akroyd. Dan Akroyd worked with Steve Martin on Saturday Night Live. Steve Martin was in "LA Story," where MC Shan played a small part as a waiter. Now that's crazy, Will Smith connected to MC Shan." - buzz

Submitted by %orcerer on 09/25/2003

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"last thing i or anybody really needs is a bunch of douche bags with ironic mullets busting a neu-new-ironic-new-wave band." - clunk, on the band IMA ROBOT

Submitted by bootney lee on 09/09/2003

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""When I got out of jail, I kind of appreciated pot more than I ever had in my life." " - oj simpson

Submitted by sorcerer on 08/26/2003

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"A chicken in every pot... and a chick in every lap." - Larry Flynt in his bid for Governor of California

Submitted by the dream chimney on 08/26/2003

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"Why does E.T. love Reese's Pieces? Because they have the same flavor that cum does on his home planet!" - Neil Hamburger

Submitted by mc on 08/13/2003

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"Say it with me: coutour du jour. Hugs, not drugs. " - Fashion guru on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

Submitted by emily chimney on 08/13/2003

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""I love tracks that have girls singing on them along with the hard techno sound." " - -Arabian Prince

Submitted by Sorcerer on 08/12/2003

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""I'm the greatest player who ever played the game."" - Archbishop Don "Magic" Juan

Submitted by dream chimney on 08/11/2003

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" I want the real thing, not tokens" - Martin Gore, DM

Submitted by scott on 08/06/2003

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"michelle@bavc.org wrote: Damn! could we pow wow for 5 minutes before you leave? do you have ideas for the launch? " - Some Lady at BAVC who thinks she is cool

Submitted by scott on 08/05/2003

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" wrote: > Damn! could we pow wow for 5 minutes before you leave? do you have ideas > for > the launch? " - some lady at bavc who thinks she is cool by using absolutely retarded phrases. I find this behavior completely disgusting and fascinating at the same time

Submitted by scott on 08/05/2003

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" >>> Dr Masseuse needs a TENOR SAX <<<
East Bay funk/rock/reggae band is looking for a tenor sax player with chops, reliability and personality to complete 3 piece horn sex. An open schedule is nice considering we have lots of shows coming up. This is a downright fun and proffesional band. Check us out at www.drmasseuse.com and contact Robin at (510)684-7095 Lets Rock Baby! " - dr. masseuse on craig's list

Submitted by sorcerer on 07/28/2003

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"IF I WERE GAY, I'D MARRY MICHAEL MAYER. HIM AND NEILL HAMBURGER" - Chris Hinkle on the KOMPAKT guestbook

Submitted by the dream chimney on 07/28/2003

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"Sell your money for a lot of records." - ancient wisdom

Submitted by Frank Chimney on 07/22/2003

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"Are you big enough to make me you little wimp? Why dont you come over here and make me, I dare you - you little fruitcake, you LITTLE FRUITCAKE!" - 71 year old democrat Pete Stark in response to a republican telling him to SHUT UP in a session of congress

Submitted by PolitiCOchim on 07/19/2003

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"We are proposing changes to your 2001 income tax return because information you reported doesnt match what was reported to us by your employers... out proposed amount you owe is $ 1,640.00.2003" - IRS

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 07/08/2003

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"I'm not into lakes. " - M. Talbott, when asked if he's going to take a dip in Lake Anza

Submitted by jonathan on 06/30/2003

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" I love this song like a fat kid loves cake. " - Jonathan Chimney, regarding this one 50 Cent song

Submitted by MC on 06/24/2003

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"ProTools had never been metal. ProTools never snorted ants up his FireWire from the side of the pool while urinating down a woman's dress. ProTools never inserted the sound of a chainsaw into the opening of "Black Metal" off the album Black Metal. ProTools never burned churches in Norway." - review of new metallica

Submitted by sorcerer on 06/16/2003

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"At this point, I couldn't prove that a male donkey has nuts if they were swinging in my face." - scientist in Onion article entitled "Study Finds Jack Shit"

Submitted by Clunk C. on 06/03/2003

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"i think jimmy buffet butt fucked james taylor and planted this song in his ass " - Ladies, and Gentleman, James Kim live and uncensored!

Submitted by Scott on 05/29/2003

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"KANO is black??!?!? " - ryan chimney

Submitted by bootney lee on 05/29/2003

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" This in an automated response from the dream chimney, you have exceeded your quota for number of pictures you can post of yourself in one week. thanks, the dream chimney" - the dreamchimney in reference to mark's posting the funniest old pix of himself

Submitted by mc on 05/21/2003

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"I am one of many Russian girls that would like to marry a nice American man and come live in the U.S.A. as a citizen." - Tanka G.

Submitted by t chimney on 05/13/2003

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"One time I hosted a concert with The Byrds, who were complete - and I dont use the word lightly - cunts. The most obnoxious people I've ever met in my life." - John Peel interviewed in INDEX magazine

Submitted by coWorker on 05/04/2003

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"Can you feel it? The sense of danger in the air? The overall sense that things are about to get very interesting, indeed? Well get ready for some adventure, Maker�s Mark style!" - Bill Samuels (makers mark Pres.)

Submitted by the dream chimney on 04/24/2003

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"My wife cannot believe the Hardness of My erections in 1 week! Holy God! what is in this stuff?" - some "customer" of ENLARGO penis-size augmentors (who SPAM me more than any other group on earth)

Submitted by MC on 04/14/2003

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" I woke up with a desire for more records " - Ryan Chimney

Submitted by CoChim on 04/09/2003

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"Here at 95.7 the DRIVE we dig deep and play the songs off records that no one else does, like this one...." - the DRIVE

Submitted by the dream chimney on 04/07/2003

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"27-Feb-03: RE: Name for basketball office pool Posted by: SisterRye Take it to Court! The Court and Spark! (a Joni Mitchell albumn, as well as the name of a San Francisco americana band) Set the Court Date - found on some message board " - Sister Rye

Submitted by jams on 04/02/2003

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"yo is that picture for the ''be a b-boy'' thing just some old pic yous found or do you guys have all the stuff in it if so would you wanna sell that ghettoblaster?" - email to dreamchimney.com

Submitted by the dream chimney on 04/01/2003

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"By the way, the Russian interest in Iraq is evaluated in the sum eight billion dollars of the Iraqi debt. " - Anatoly Baranov - http://english.pravda.ru

Submitted by bootney lee on 03/26/2003

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"We live in fictitious times. We live in the time when we have fictitious election results that elect a fictitious president. We live in a time when we have a man sending us to war for fictitious reasons. . . .We are against this war. Shame on you Mr. Bush, shame on you! And any time you have the pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, your time is up!" - Michael Moore, LIVE at the Academy Awards, seen by billions of people in over 190 countries

Submitted by CoWorker on 03/24/2003

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"We love nonfiction, but we are living in fictitious times, and our country is involved in a war based on fiction. We are against this war, shame on you Mr. Bush, SHAME on YOU!" - Michael Moore, LIVE at the Academy Awards, seen by billions of people in over 190 countries

Submitted by CoWorkerChimney on 03/24/2003

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"Take a picture of my boobs, they're brand new!" - some chick at a party to boogie chimney and me

Submitted by bootney lee on 03/23/2003

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"That guy's gayer than Liberace." - Tom Heyman

Submitted by Frank on 03/19/2003

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"For several years now, I haven't had a hair on my head, but since I started drinking my urine, it's started growing again - it's quite extraordinary" - some guy who drinks his own urine

Submitted by Clunk C. Chimney on 03/13/2003

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"i need help im 12 years old and im into rap and im really good at it and making it up i need to know who to talk to..." - Dream Chimney user via email

Submitted by the dream chimney on 03/09/2003

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"have to say that if i never heard this song again, it still would be too soon. " - clunkified, referring to heart's "barracuda"

Submitted by mc on 03/04/2003

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"Do the Coyotes have a website? I think one of the guys lives in Cayucos California, just north of San Luis Obispo. I believe he is a pro surfer. I would love to check out their tour dates if anyone knows where to find them... Gracias hofsurf" - some dude on the Mother hips message board

Submitted by jams on 02/27/2003

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"They've shot me in the face with that stuff... I've been shot in the butt. My pant legs caught on fire, and I slapped it out." - Rev Tyler of Great White

Submitted by the dream chimney on 02/24/2003

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"... call me a cyber-ding-dong, but i went to the link and i still don't quite get it. are these actual donuts i get to taste, or only virtual donuts that i can only gaze upon? i couldn't figure it out from the webpage." - Bust-a-Nut Customer

Submitted by the cook on 02/11/2003

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"Just saw your website... just want you to know that a b-boy is someone who breakdances or bboys. Its all kool and everything and pretty funny, but just in case you got mixed up somewhere I wanted to let you know myself what a bboy really is... Peace out man" - email from a concerned dream chimney user

Submitted by the dream chimney on 02/03/2003

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"I was on the computer talking to ShuggieOtis over AOL Instant Messenger. We were conversing about naughty pictures from a pool party. Mark...if you are out there please email me. I got a new computer and lost all of my screen name information. " - dream #1976

Submitted by scott on 01/21/2003

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""Hey, We're living over here in the southern part of the East Bay and we've got all of the ironic, retro licks and t-shirts that ya'll wish ya had (you scenesters). I mean, we're going beyond friggin' New York and Puma tennies. We're talking rashes and gashes. Anyways, would ya'll like to bbq with us sometime? Our singer dreams she could vocally jam with your brown haired singer and our drummer wants to make out hard with your lanky, bassy, chick! We could get so cynical and retro together that we might think that we're actually in the days before everything got so complicated and political. PEACE, ya'll! " - Kevin " - call and response message board

Submitted by sorcerer on 01/17/2003

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"I've never had any music idols; my idols have always been like gengis khan, or muhamed ali or the guy who invented mcdonald's hamburgers." - Diamond David Lee Roth

Submitted by CoChim on 01/10/2003

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"I was able to attend the benefit show for Mississippi Mike this past Monday at the Make Out Room and was shocked at your behavior. All musicians with even an ounce of humility realize that hard working people hanging out at a bar on a weeknight to support a friend are not really the right target for a self-serving lecture about "respect"." - This "audience member" who turned out to be the keyboard player in the last band.

Submitted by mc (for a full copy of this letter, shoot me an email.) on 01/08/2003

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"That idea sounds pretty half-baked. No its completely baked." - the Graduate

Submitted by the dream chimney on 12/25/2002

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"mctaylorusa grow muscle like a weed buy it now" - spam email

Submitted by mc chimney on 12/20/2002

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"DO YOU LISTEN TO SONGS AND WONDER WHY YOURS DOESN'T HIT AS HARD OR WANTED THE SAME SNARE ETC...WELL, IT COULD BE THE SOUNDS YOUR USING ARE JUST WACK" - dude on ebay selling an MPC library of disks

Submitted by Clunk C. Chimney on 12/16/2002

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"'This particular show combines the best elements of real characters and funny situations and great storytelling,' said Jay Blumenfield, who is so-executive producing. 'It also features porn. What more could you want from a half-hour of television?' " - executive producer of a TV reality series on a porno producer

Submitted by Clunk C. on 12/13/2002

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"I love posting on sundays, it's not so crowded." - Unicorn Chimney regarding Track of the day

Submitted by the dream chimney on 12/09/2002

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"My favorite track has to be "Daddy's Curses," a recording a child made of his hot-headed father trying to fix a piano. Profanity flies like nobody's business for minutes on end but there are several points where daddy, still fuming, does his best to curb his blue language. I don't know if the son has come back into the room or what but he immediately goes from "you motherf**ing scumbag" to "gosh darn it" and "phooey." A wonderful peek into one man's rage and his bid to hide it." - Jon Wurster from Superchunk

Submitted by Frank on 12/06/2002

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"NO TECHNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if they play techno, there is a very real probability that they will get kicked off the decks. seriously." - Hemlock Tavern Promoters in regards to Broker/Dealer DJing on Saturday night

Submitted by the dream chimney on 12/04/2002

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"I wish we were all naked all the time," Dion says. "I have always believed it is what's underneath that counts. If we were all forced to be naked, perhaps we would start to see that a little bit more." - Celine Dion

Submitted by bootney lee on 12/03/2002

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" Join us, along with electronic, acoustic, and visual artists, as we explore the intersection between sound and individual moments of spontaneous experience. " - some douchebag

Submitted by Dont spam me with this trite shit on 12/03/2002

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"Just looking into buying a monkey and i found this priceless photo of a good old boy, a good old baboon, and a 3 wheeler." - Jaywar Chimney

Submitted by Bo-bo on 11/27/2002

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"It's like your ass--you don't really know it's yours unless you get a good look at it." - Boogie, regarding my car

Submitted by bootney lee on 11/22/2002

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"The only reason i got Lasik was because i'm a stoner. And i hated taking out my contacts when i was high." - _BOOTney LEE

Submitted by on 11/20/2002

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"SF has beat chicks...and if they're cute, they more taken than a fucking picture." - Bootney Lee, on girls

Submitted by Clunk C. Chimney on 11/15/2002

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"I keep getting older, they keep stayin the same age..." - Boogie Chimney on girls

Submitted by Clunk C. Chimney on 11/14/2002

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"Well I don�t know about the rest of you, but here in Kentucky the cold has set in! We are expecting snow any day now. That�s all right. If things get too bad, I�ll just have a little nip to warm me up." - Bill Samuels, Jr. Maker's Mark Ambassador-at-Large

Submitted by the dream chimney on 11/10/2002

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"So amazing. Now we have a song out on Kompakt. Hugest dream come true right here." - Co-Worker, after hearing that Boots n' Pants is on the new Riley mix cd

Submitted by bootney lee on 11/05/2002

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"That guy still fuckin' the walls over at Tragedyville?" - my friend Will asking a friend if another friend is still at the same job

Submitted by Clunk C. Chimney on 10/28/2002

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"Yeah, they'd all be complaining, "Those guys don't treat us with any respect," but they'd be there the very next Thursday with their pants down, ready to get busy." - James, on Thursday afternoons at Mark's place in Jr. High

Submitted by le bigge on 10/24/2002

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"I'm never eating there again; such a waste of money. I'd rather eat my dollars./" - Scott Chimney (after eating at New York Deli for the last time)

Submitted by Winter on 10/21/2002

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"'Look, you're talking about a guy, Johnnie Cochran, who is a pretty smart guy,' Simpson said. 'If he said maybe I did it, then maybe I did it.'" - OJ Simpson

Submitted by Clunk C. Chimney on 10/18/2002

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"For the most part, Bonds' supporting cast has been passed around the majors more than a phat blunt riding shotgun in Randy Moss' Lexus." - Jason Whitlock, from espn.com

Submitted by bootney lee on 10/11/2002

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"I have never had to force a girl to have sex with me, if anything, I have had to forcce girls not to have sex with me! - Rick James defending accusations of sexual assault" - Rick James

Submitted by Jim Kimney on 10/08/2002

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"Whisky is in the air!" - Bill Samuels, Jr. President and Ambassador-At-Large of Makers Mark

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 10/08/2002

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"You've won a free porn password!" - Some junk emailer

Submitted by Le Bigge on 10/07/2002

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"I have one ticket to Of Montreal and Call and Response at the Bottom of the Hill for tonight Fri, Oct 4 for sale for 8 dollars. I was going to go, but plans to see "Transformers: the Movie" on a big screen have preempted the music-going experience. " - somebody on craig's list

Submitted by sorcerer on 10/04/2002

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"Tears may come and go But there's one thing I know All my life you're a friend of mine You can depend on me I'll be fine... Cause you're a friend of mine - Clarence Clemens" - Clarence Clemens

Submitted by scott on 10/03/2002

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"Lets take your car and mess around in the park all day" - the beach boys

Submitted by the dream chimney on 09/27/2002

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"Dude looks like the aerosmith." - Some panhandler in reference to Winter Chimney's steez

Submitted by Le Bigge One on 09/24/2002

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"Woodrow wonders further how all these amputees are able to get their hands on weapons so quickly." - http://www.gapingmaw.com/

Submitted by lulu chimney on 09/20/2002

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"When I first heard the phrase 'Dream Chimney', I thought it was an Art Movement" - Eric Gauvin

Submitted by the dream chimney on 09/18/2002

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"Looking out at those happy white people, bumping to the beat, flashing signs and singing along to my words, I have to ask myself, What are they getting out of all this?" - Snoop Dogg

Submitted by jonathan on 09/17/2002

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"I'm just going to get in an ice bucket with a snorkel and come back the next week." - David Carr, QB for the Houston Texans, after getting his ass beat down

Submitted by bootney lee on 09/16/2002

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"If you're lucky, people like something you do early and something you do just before you drop dead. That's as many pats on the back as you should expect. " - Warren Zevon, years before he discovered he had lung

Submitted by More Tales of the Collective Subconscious. . . .this quote was at the bottom of an email from someone with no connections to the DreamChimney on 09/14/2002

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"I'm OK with it... But it'll be a drag if I don't make it until the next James Bond movie comes out." - Warren Zevon

Submitted by TOTD on 09/12/2002

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"i think the fact that they were the raddest band might be the main reason why their guitars sound slick. thanks." - Clunk C. Chimney

Submitted by Jiminey Chimney on 09/12/2002

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"Bass needs to quit worrying about going into outer space and embrace and celebrate life by learning how to kill his own food" - Ted Nugent commenting on N'SYNC member Lance Bass's bid to go to outer space

Submitted by Clunk C. Chimney on 09/04/2002

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"Frogs, snakes, lizards...they ALL taste like chicken..." - The riff-raff tearing the brewing company down next to my work.

Submitted by Le Bigge Chim on 09/03/2002

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" whoa dude. you must be under really heavy sedation." - Frank Chimney

Submitted by scott chimney on 08/29/2002

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"Humanitarian groups criticized McDonald's for a new sandwich called the McAfrika, saying the offering is poorly timed because millions of Africans are facing starvation. " - ???

Submitted by on 08/27/2002

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"none of that is true!" - james

Submitted by james on 08/26/2002

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"For one I had no car, for two no one else would go with me and thirdly i was going to go to Sixth street alone!" - James Chimney regarding not going out on Friday night

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 08/26/2002

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"Dude, there's the Greek Pam-wich...and the Breakfuck Slamwich...which was fucking amazing!.." - Tommy Lee while looking at his and Pamela Anderson's "Stoney Creations Camping Cookbook" in the "Pamela and Tommy" movie

Submitted by le bigge mc on 08/23/2002

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"When its hot out, girls like to take the twins out for a walk" - Our Boston host

Submitted by Broker/Dealer on 08/22/2002

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"We're eradicating the plague that is contemporary culture." - cereBRO Chimney

Submitted by Lu Chimney on 08/20/2002

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"The Country Teasers Kinda wish I was going to see them play at the Hemlock tonight, but getting to see the Court & Spark just makes more sense. Especially when you're more baked than an easter ham. Did I mention that I like ham? Love it! Ham, hotdogs, bacon, ribs. Meat is so great! If animals weren't meant to be eaten, then why were they made out of meat?" - Some C&S fan...?

Submitted by Scott Chimney on 08/15/2002

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"We used to say that Frisbee is really a religion -- 'Frisbyterians,' we'd call ourselves," he said. "When we die, we don't go to purgatory. We just land up on the roof and lay there."" - dude who invented the frisbie

Submitted by le bigge mc on 08/14/2002

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"Dont get it on with crazy chicks cuz they'll steel your favorite rock t-shirts" - Winter Chimney

Submitted by the dream chimney on 08/09/2002

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"dude, I liked signs a lot. then I went out and listened to tesla. signs, signs, everywhere there's signs." - fooeyandnuts chimney making a BAD joke about the song 'signs'

Submitted by bootney lee on 08/07/2002

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"I can't. I'm fighting the Zombie. Tell her I'll see her tonight. " - Debbie in Jack T. Chick's "Dark Dungeons" tract.

Submitted by le bigge one on 08/06/2002

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"Holy shit, somebody shotgunned this beer." - some girl cleaning up after a party downstairs

Submitted by bootney lee on 08/04/2002

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"... there will most likely be a ton of fashion chix there so don't tell any dudes about it. the last thing we need is another drum and bass sausage party!" - fashion show promoter / friend

Submitted by the dream chimney on 08/01/2002

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"Hey Louis, any good protests coming up?" - This big dude at BAVC that will remain nameless.

Submitted by Le Bigge on 07/31/2002

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"I was trying to kill a bee!" - the owner of a 3rd story apartment after a pane of glass fell 10 feet away from us on the street

Submitted by bootney lee on 07/29/2002

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"Dream Chimney is the epicenter of the Steely Dan re-evaluation revolution!" - Gilbert Chimney

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 07/24/2002

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"A Danish 70er-Combo named telex. Unbelievable helmet hair-style with second from right. The green Schwuchteloutfits is almost unbeatably tasteless." - some german

Submitted by Regarding the 'band bio pic of the day' on 07/18/2002

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"Permit me to inform you that after reading your add in the net. I became interested in disclosing every thing about myself to you." - MISS AISHATOU

Submitted by the Dream Chimney on 07/17/2002

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"Somehow Id gotten this far in the morning and neglected Pink Flyod..." - 95.7 the DRIVE DJ

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 07/16/2002

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"Hey bro, can I borrow that lighter again--I need to get this chick high." - some yuppie stoner at An Sibin

Submitted by fooeyandnuts chimney on 07/13/2002

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"That was probably right about the time my cousins showed me the few porn mags they had stashed in an old tree trunk on their property." - fooeyandnuts chimney

Submitted by bootney lee on 07/10/2002

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"If animals weren't meant to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat?" - the logical folks @ ranchers.net

Submitted by Clunk C. Chimney on 07/08/2002

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"After an unholy communion with the Prince of Darkness, Satan asked me to announce that rock, since it has lost its rebellious edge, will no longer be considered 'the Devil's music.' From this day forth, that distinction will be held by rap music." - David Birnbaum, demonologist and leader of the Disciples of Mighty Satan cult

Submitted by bootney lee on 07/08/2002

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"Lets start the festivites RIGHT NOW... here's Fleetwood Mac." - DJ on 95.7 the Drive

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 07/04/2002

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"You will need some extra time to come up with your own last minute food and decorating ideas... please feel free to leave at 3:00 p.m. on Wednesday." - Work Email

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 07/03/2002

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"This is wonderful. Thank you for appreciating tapes. My hats are off to you. Looking forward to seeing the Jazz shop when you get this up and running." - CassetteNow.com guest

Submitted by R. Chimney on 06/30/2002

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"Clearly an unwanted pregnancy or a sexually transmitted disease would more than offset any advantageous psychological effects of semen" - Gordon Gallup on how semen makes women "feel good"

Submitted by Your CoWorker by way of JayWar on 06/27/2002

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"It tastes like licking the back of an old man's balls." - Bootney Lee Chimney after asked what the garden burger at Herbivore tastes like

Submitted by Clunk C. Chimney on 06/23/2002

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"I love music, sweet sweet music
I love music, just as long as it's groovy" - the O'Jays

Submitted by Groove Chimney on 06/20/2002

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"everything's better with makers mark" - Reinhard Sentrall

Submitted by Clunk C. Chimney on 06/17/2002

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"This is akin to telling a street killer in the city 'We're sending you to the country.' They will find children to prey upon." - Mark Serrano of the Survivors Network of Those Abused by Priests

Submitted by bootney lee on 06/14/2002

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"You have two people out in broad daylight in full ninja suits, who you believe have a firearm in the vehicle, and the passenger appeared to be waving out the car at us when we were behind them " - Michigan State Police Trooper Paul Gonyeau

Submitted by bootney lee on 06/13/2002

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"Shouldn't you be breaking something other than wind. " - FartBuster.com

Submitted by the Dream Chimney on 06/10/2002

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"I wish you had kids, then i could kick them in the head and stomp on their testicles... thats the kind of pain im in." - Mike Tyson

Submitted by ESPN news on 06/08/2002

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"I came to know of you in my search for a reliable and reputable person to handle a very confidential transaction, which involves the transfer of a huge sum of money to a foreign account." - Dr Adedoyin Thomas

Submitted by Ryan Chimney ( he trusts me of all people ) on 06/05/2002

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"Toke, Stroke and Smoke in Style" - 70's Biker Mag

Submitted by the Dream Chimney on 05/31/2002

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"The world's a banquet -- SO EAT ME"" - bumpersticker

Submitted by Clunk C. Chimney on 05/29/2002

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"drunk off cheap wine on a sunday afternoon. hope you all are, too. " - Doug Chimney

Submitted by the Dream Chimney on 05/27/2002

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"Burger King: Where all Dragon Masters eat." - Triumph, the insult dog

Submitted by bootney lee on 05/23/2002

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"i have had many, many exciting dreams. if you knew me and I knew you we would probably have some good conversation.... " - dream fan mail

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 05/21/2002

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"... Also, we didn't hide our weed in our shoes like all you fancy la-dee-da trainer enthusiasts. Hell, in MY day if you wanted to buy some weed, you asked for a LID of grass. You didn't write a Z in the air with your finger, either. You wore on onion on your belt (as was the style at the time) and you had to go to a gas station all the way out in Cincinatti to score a LID of grass. " - soft rock chimney discussing his youth

Submitted by bootney lee on 05/16/2002

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"My, my. Those show was a lot a donuts. Coffee too. I might need this after having that kind of breakfast. " - Bust-a-Nut Donuts visitor

Submitted by the Cook on 05/16/2002

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"I don't 'do' chicks. I make sweet love. " - Winter Chimney (of all people)!

Submitted by le bigge mc on 05/07/2002

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"I give you mad mad mad mad props! " - A fan of YO! Dream Chimney Raps

Submitted by DC on 05/04/2002

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"I cancelled all of my porn accounts last night. It was out of hand." - fooeyandnuts chimney

Submitted by bootney lee on 05/02/2002

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"Those donuts look so good on my new screen! They look more than real! That would have been great to do this morning - maybe sharing a donut would have brought Henry and Sophie together again." - Bust-a-Nut Donut Customer

Submitted by the Cook on 05/02/2002

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"Busting makes me feel good..." - Ray Parker Jr. in the hit song Ghostbusters

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 04/26/2002

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"dude, bjork is naked in her new video" - fooeyandnuts chimney

Submitted by bootney lee chimney on 04/25/2002

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"After all, why import rubbish from abroad when you have plenty of rubbish in your own backyard?" - UK rock critic on the decline in Britpop popularity in the US

Submitted by Clunk C. Chimney on 04/24/2002

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"Oooh oooh Techno city Hope you enjoy your stay
Welcome to Techno city
You will never want to go away
" - Cybotron, "Techno City" (1984)

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 04/20/2002

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"There was this other guy we used to call the Baby Oil Bandit. He'd get completely naked and cover his body with baby oil and stick like toilet paper and stuff all over him. " - Mr. Clean

Submitted by bootney lee on 04/18/2002

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"Dont buy gas from EXXON and/or MOBIL!" - Boycotters across the USA

Submitted by the Dream Chimney on 04/17/2002

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"good thing i have all that grass...cos it's blazin' time when i get home" - anthony

Submitted by mc on 04/15/2002

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"A 12-year-old boy from Nigeria turned himself in to New York authorities early Thursday morning after becoming sick from swallowing 87 condoms of heroin. " - some sick journalist

Submitted by bootney lee on 04/12/2002

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"Fuck Dennis Taylor. " - Judge Reinhold in Fast Times...

Submitted by mc on 04/05/2002

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"Just say "fuck off" when the vagina doctor calls." - Ozzy Osbourne to his daughter

Submitted by Fitz on 04/02/2002

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"I don't know if it was a need for transportation or if they just had the munchies." - some cop after a donut heist

Submitted by bootney lee on 03/29/2002

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"CHECK HERE if you are Blind." - 2002 Online Tax Form

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 03/28/2002

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"i might take you up on that! only if i can bash peoples heads in and girls show me their tits to get in!...." - James Chimney regarding being a doorman

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 03/14/2002

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"'This is not over,' he warned. 'If I were an al Qaeda guy, I would not want to go out for a pizza.' " - some military dude

Submitted by Clunk C. Chimney on 03/10/2002

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"Dont you play the saxaphone?" - some dude at a party asked Winter Chimney

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 03/03/2002

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"I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but your old pal Jim's been thicker than a donkey's dick with problems." - Jim Anchower

Submitted by Clunk C. Chimney on 02/27/2002

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"hello this is justin, thank you for calling guitar center, lowest prices...yeah..all that...stuff" - some energetic employee at guitar center

Submitted by bootney lee on 02/19/2002

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"i'm not a lesbian. i just have a lot of female friends." - Starr Chimney

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 02/14/2002

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"I found the craziest basement FULL of records today, btw. so much shit and a beat up ol' record player so you can preview your finds. i only left because i had to take the hugest leak." - Frank Chimney

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 02/13/2002

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"Hank Rollins, Bill Joel, Mike Jackson, Nicolas Sixx, Bob Plant, etc ..." - various

Submitted by bootney lee on 02/10/2002

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"And now he's flanging the VU meters" - -- A&R guy trying to impress an attractive woman in the studio by showing her how much recording experience he has.

Submitted by scott chimney on 02/08/2002

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"It was me sneezing too much." - james

Submitted by bootney lee on 02/08/2002

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"I've had enough of this free web crap. When I was a kid, the only thing we got for free was a beating. " - Ed Anger regarding the Weekly World News Website

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 02/07/2002

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"Go to the gold club tonite... bring some ones!!! " - Bootney Lee

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 02/06/2002

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"That Big Mac and fries cost $5.24. That means when we go to my place later you owe me $5.24 worth of poontang. " - the #1 worst thing to say on a date

Submitted by bootney lee on 02/04/2002

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"I would rather have your boob in my mouth" - James

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 02/01/2002

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"Oh Yeah, Oh Little Angel, Sweet Angel, Standing on the cliff, You are standing in front of the abysses, You are watching the abysses, You love watching the abysses Do you love the abysses? " - KUAN II (again)

Submitted by ryan chimney on 01/30/2002

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"Process opens with one of his best ambient tracks so far, Farimont continues with folk-tech romantism, Philippe Cam shows melodies carousselling, Miss Dinky tells traumatic tales...kubikov floats in space, broker/stealer steal away with frisco Lovelyness..."" - some genius from forcedexposure.com

Submitted by bootney lee on 01/27/2002

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"I am contacting you because you special, I want to share a bit of you human energy, You are interesting because you are alive and kicking, You are magick because you are the chosen one, you have shown this in the past." - Kuan II AKA Frater I

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 01/26/2002

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"Both how I'm living and my nose is large." - Humpty

Submitted by Shock-G on 01/24/2002

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"if you don't know what skitchin is, I would be happy to teach you this delightful and dangerous activity - all we need is a car, a rope, some trashbags, and a bunch of duct-tape" - abby, describing skitchin

Submitted by bootney lee on 01/10/2002

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"If you are for real about the way you "REPRESENT" your Image (IMAGE IS EVERYTHING) and you are not "PERPETRATING", you are at the right Domain." - The Bling King

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 01/10/2002

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"Does that 24 to 16 bit dithering downsample process prioritize essential or non-essential frequencies?" - Computer Geek at Macworld

Submitted by Scott Chimney on 01/08/2002

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"Currently your site is acting as a shopping mall for example. Once there are too many shoppers they close the store down until some people leave, once those people leave, they let more people in." - Tech Support at FeatrurePrice.com

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 01/04/2002

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"The Court and Spark album Bless You is nothing to sneeze at..." - NPR on the Court and Spark drumming

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 12/28/2001

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"If I can call you to ask for money, I can call to back to tell you that i earned." - Gary @ SF Honda

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 12/17/2001

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"Yeah...this is Kevin Smith over at Bill Smith Custom Records...yeah those Sentralls will be done tomorrow." - Kevin Smith

Submitted by Clunk C. Chimney on 12/03/2001

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"What if the Hokey-Pokey is really what it's all about?" - Potpourri exclusive!

Submitted by BBChimney on 12/03/2001

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"Men don't seem to have as much money for pleasure any more." - Hooker explaining why business is down

Submitted by Clunk C. Chimney on 11/30/2001

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"There are certain people in this world who are truely treasures. You do not own them as you would gold or silver, but you own a place in their hearts and they in yours. This is one of the things in life which is truely worth giving all." - Me

Submitted by Kirazi on 11/30/2001

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"Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love." - Old Turkish Proverb hanging on wall at Cafe Venue

Submitted by Ryan Chimney on 11/29/2001

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