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Archive from: Thursday September 1, 2005 (18 Total)

Pete O. Nutmeats

This piece by "A Goat" is great. Plus there's an interview with Brian Wilson where he talks about Phil Spector's eerie hobit house.

Eyewitness: Sec of State Condi Rice laughs it up at 'Spamalot' while Gulf Coast lays in tatters. Theater goers on New York' City's Great White Way were shocked to see the President's former National Security Advisor at the Monty Python farce last night -- as the rest of the cabinet responds to Hurricane Katrina...

From: Clunkified Chimney

Added: “seen” of the Day

Posted: September 2, 2005 (12:52 AM)

From: JayWar Chimney

Added: “I hope this is true because that woman rules” of the Day

A woman approached the shoe shopping sec. of state and said: “How dare you shop for shoes while thousands are dying and homeless!” Never one to have her fashion choices questioned, Rice had security PHYSICALLY REMOVE the woman."

Posted: September 2, 2005 (2:03 AM)

House Speaker: Rebuilding N.O. doesn't make sense

WASHINGTON - House Speaker Dennis Hastert dropped a bombshell on flood-ravaged New Orleans on Thursday by suggesting that it isn’t sensible to rebuild the city.

"We help replace, we help relieve disaster," Hastert said. "But I think federal insurance and everything that goes along with it... we ought to take a second look at that."

From: JayWar Chimney

Added: “WTF?” of the Day

Such suckery going on. Jesus.

Posted: September 2, 2005 (2:00 AM)

"Don't buy gas if you don't need it," he said in Oval Office remarks with his father and Clinton at his side.

who buys gas for fun?

From: Clunkified Chimney

Added: “woops” of the Day

didn't see the Buzzery down below...

Posted: September 1, 2005 (10:42 PM)

Maybe he was addressing the nation's arsonists???

Posted: September 1, 2005 (10:52 PM)

Propellerheads has made Rebirth RB-338 free. Kind of a fun program to make some jackin' acid traxx on the ol' laptop. Not the best program ever, but a great emulator of some XoX boxes.


he got a bid!


From: c-sel chimney

Added: “buy it now” of the Day

Dang. could have bought it now for a cool 1k earlier this morning.

Posted: September 1, 2005 (9:45 PM)

Or "Bummer" of the Day.

Fats Domino Missing in New Orleans Floods
From Associated Press
NEW YORK -- Fats Domino was missing today, days after Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans, said his longtime agent, Al Embry.

Embry told The Associated Press that he hadn't been able to contact Domino since talking to him Sunday evening by phone.

The 77-year-old R&B legend, whose real name is Antoine Domino, told Embry that he planned to stay at his New Orleans house with his wife, Rosemary, and their daughter.


From: Hamburger Chimney

Added: “add” of the Day

alan toussaint, too.

Posted: September 1, 2005 (8:57 PM)

From: Clunkified Chimney

Added: “Add” of the Day

Alex Chilton

Posted: September 1, 2005 (10:51 PM)

LONDON, (AFP) - British tourists have left the residents of one charming Austrian village effing and blinding by constantly stealing the signs for their oddly-named village.

While British visitors are finding it hilarious, the residents of F---ing are failing to see the funny side, The Sunday Telegraph newspaper reported


From: BootneyLee Chimney

Added: “translation” of the Day

"please, don't drive so fucking fast."

Posted: September 1, 2005 (11:13 PM)


"As our closest relatives, they (chimpanzees) tell us special things..."


nice one...

U.S. Sells the Most Weapons to Others

WASHINGTON - The United States is the largest supplier of weapons to developing nations, delivering more than $9.6 billion in arms to Near East and Asian countries last year.

The U.S. sales to the developing countries helped boost worldwide weapons sales to the highest level since 2000, a congressional study says.

i don't know if this is 'slim thug' or 'pall wall,' but i just can't stand these guys. i've hated people in the past, but nothing compares to this crew responsible for 'Still Trippin'. They make the Yin-Yang twins look like literate, upstanding citizens.


From: BootneyLee Chimney

Added: “Even worse” of the Day

Posted: September 1, 2005 (4:51 PM)

From: BootneyLee Chimney

Added: “Family photo” of the Day

Posted: September 1, 2005 (4:52 PM)

From: Coworker Chimney

Added: “Couldnt DISagree with you more” of the Day

cant say im a fan of their funny penchant for a mouth full of bling but the music is HOT. nice, slow syrupy hip hop. STILL love "still tippin" and this "sittin sidewayz" jam with guest rapper big pokey

Posted: September 1, 2005 (10:59 PM)

From: Coworker Chimney

Added: “alright . . . ” of the Day

ill concede that mike jones is a ballhammer (even though i LOVE still tippin) but id rather hear paul wall or slim thug than 50 cent, nelly, lil john or that salt shaker crap anyday.

Posted: September 1, 2005 (11:08 PM)

From: BootneyLee Chimney

Added: “music aside” of the Day

it's the guys that i hate. the problem is i can't see past the teeth to hear the music. like the same way i can't see past the frat guys to hear dave matthews.

Posted: September 1, 2005 (11:15 PM)

I can see past the frat guys - Dave Matthews is still balljam central.

Posted: September 1, 2005 (11:41 PM)

From: Coworker Chimney

Added: “O i C” of the Day

like your hate of that ogre/elf lookin dude gavin who followed you down south!?

Posted: September 2, 2005 (12:14 AM)

From: BootneyLee Chimney

Added: “Exactly!” of the Day

there is just nothing i can do about it. he could've given me a million bucks and i still would've wanted to see him slip into an open manhole. so Mike Jones, gavin, dave matthews, the lead singers of Good Charlotte, My Chemical Romance and Ima Robot would all be in the same sewer of mark's hatred.

Posted: September 2, 2005 (1:06 AM)

From: Clunkified Chimney

Added: “which?” of the Day

so you want to like dave matthews? but because the music is listened to by frat douchebags, you can't and/or won't?

Posted: September 2, 2005 (1:34 AM)

From: BootneyLee Chimney

Added: “hells no!” of the Day

i don't want to like dave matthews, but there are plenty of people out there who think i should. and when i tell them that i not only think the music sucks my balls, the people i associate that trash with makes it even harder for me to "give it a shot." so, if Mike Jones didn't look like the biggest piece of trash on the face of the earth, i might actually try to see what he's about. but his grill provides me with more anger than i am willing to try and deal with. but thanks, it was a merely a joke on frat guys...

Posted: September 2, 2005 (1:51 AM)

From: BootneyLee Chimney

Added: “hells no!” of the Day

i don't want to like dave matthews, but there are plenty of people out there who think i should. and when i tell them that i not only think the music sucks my balls, the people i associate that trash with makes it even harder for me to "give it a shot." so, if Mike Jones didn't look like the biggest piece of trash on the face of the earth, i might actually try to see what he's about. but his grill provides me with more anger than i am willing to try and deal with. but thanks, it was a merely a joke on frat guys...

Posted: September 2, 2005 (8:02 AM)


I was wondering how long it would take for the Christian Right to blame gay people and Bourbon Street boob-baring for Hurricane Katrina:

An organization of Christian fundamentalists claims the destruction brought on by Hurricane Katrina is God's judgment against New Orleans for holding festivals like the annual gay Southern Decadence party.

"Although the loss of lives is deeply saddening, this act of God destroyed a wicked city," said Repent America director Michael Marcavage on the organization's Web site. "From 'Girls Gone Wild' to 'Southern Decadence,' New Orleans was a city that had its doors wide open to the public celebration of sin. May it never be the same."

From: Sooty Chimney

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From: BootneyLee Chimney

Added: “oops, my bad” of the Day

so, God apparently has bad aim and accidentally wiped out thousands of innocent god fearing humans. so maybe he was bowling after all, but was a few beers deep when Katrina rolled over New Orleans...

Posted: September 1, 2005 (5:00 PM)

An old man in a chaise lounge lay dead in a grassy median as hungry babies wailed around him. Around the corner, an elderly woman lay dead in her wheelchair, covered up by a blanket, and another body lay beside her wrapped in a sheet.

"I don't treat my dog like that," 47-year-old Daniel Edwards said as he pointed at the woman in the wheelchair. "I buried my dog." He added: "You can do everything for other countries but you can't do nothing for your own people. You can go overseas with the military but you can't get them down here."

From: Clunkified Chimney

Added: “thanks guy” of the Day

"Right now, the days seem awfully dark for those affected. I understand that," he said. "But I'm confident that, with time, you'll get your life back in order. New communities will flourish. The great city of New Orleans will be back on its feet. And America will be a stronger place for it."

Posted: September 1, 2005 (4:00 PM)

From: Clunkified Chimney

Added: “thanks again guy” of the Day

The president's plane flew about 2,500 feet over New Orleans and about 1,700 feet over Mississippi.

"It's devastating. It's got to be doubly devastating on the ground," Bush said.

Posted: September 1, 2005 (4:12 PM)



I'm still trippin' on the Pee Wee Herman makeup job.

Posted: September 1, 2005 (4:30 PM)

From: BootneyLee Chimney

Added: “la la la la” of the Day

i know you are...but what am i?

Posted: September 1, 2005 (5:02 PM)

From: Hamburger Chimney

Added: “thanks, bro!” of the Day

In 2001, FEMA warned that a hurricane striking New Orleans was one of the three most likely disasters in the U.S. But the Bush administration cut New Orleans flood control funding by 44 percent to pay for the Iraq war.

Posted: September 1, 2005 (5:41 PM)

From: Clunkified Chimney

Added: “repost” of the Day

Posted: September 1, 2005 (5:50 PM)

Then in a leftover script from series one, "Think Fast, Father Ted" has them attempt to rig a raffle at which some Kraftwerk-inspired priests and the record "Ghost Town" are the only entertainment.


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